biff, anatomically speaking, mammals arent supposed to technically wipe their butts after pooping. but because of our diets we have adopted over thousands of years and because we stand upright and our butts are subject to gravity we had to start using toilet paper. we would never have to wipe our butts if we crawled around on all fours and ate berries and stuff. the things you learn in new jersey public schools!
As a woman I can attest to the fact that those wipes are also quite pleasant to use in the front as well as the back. Freshness counts.
Posted by: TownhouseLady at November 17, 2009 2:19 PM
TAXI!!!!!!!
biff, anatomically speaking, mammals arent supposed to technically wipe their butts after pooping. but because of our diets we have adopted over thousands of years and because we stand upright and our butts are subject to gravity we had to start using toilet paper. we would never have to wipe our butts if we crawled around on all fours and ate berries and stuff. the things you learn in new jersey public schools!
*rob*
Oh come on, dh…poo mist is a regular topic on both here and the HOTD whenever there’s an ensuite bathroom
Hello Bidet!
Handheld model (re-write)
http://www.sanicare.com/Bidet-New-Arrival-s/81.htm
“there’s nothing worse than going thru half a roll of TP and still seeing brown”
No kidding. And when you run out of toilet paper, there’s a good chance you’ll be seeing red.
As a woman I can attest to the fact that those wipes are also quite pleasant to use in the front as well as the back. Freshness counts.
I think the OT has officially covered every topic known to man
i have been keeping a list – anal hygeine was the last one.
quote:
raspberry scented ass wipes
:-/
that sh-t aint right
*rob*
QOTD:
“there’s nothing worse than going thru half a roll of TP and still seeing brown”
Proust couldn’t have said it better.