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  1. “Anal retentive and anal expulsive personalities result from an overly fastidious (or not) mother and the attention paid to any poo mess during a child’s development in the 0-3 age range.”

    an asswipe specialty store in Park Slope would make a KILLING!!

  2. Anal retentive and anal expulsive personalities result from an overly fastidious (or not) mother and the attention paid to any poo mess during a child’s development in the 0-3 age range.

    I sispect with the advent of all these obsessive cleaning wipes that most people in the future will be incredibly anal retentive.

  3. dirty hipster,

    In my studies I have found out that the obsession with all things poo harks back to the anal phase of development in which the child of 2-3 refuses to let go of Mr. Hankie and is afraid of the finality associated with Mr. Pottie and that thunderous flush.
    Likewise the obsession with fuzzy critters is associated with the little understood phase of development known as the fuzzy fours in which the child obsesses over animated creatures of all types from teddy bears to pink bunnies.
    Problems arise when the two obsessions inter-twine at some point of development and result in a fixation on furry poo and an unusual attachment to bathrooms in barbershops or drawings of bearded turds.

  4. Ok, so what wine should I serve with the following menu:

    Spinach salad with beets, goat cheese, walnuts and raspberry asswipe vinegarette

    Rump roast rimmed with roasted pecans, served with dingleberry potatoes

    Spermicidal sponge cake with whipped cream

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