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I once knew a woman who could orgasm by sitting atop an apple.
“Well I got that off my chess…. ”
That sentence needs to be checked, mate.
(1) Laundry and (2) PCs: not worth the hassle.
(1) pay someone to do it (2) get an Apple.
“Ever have sex on the washer/dryer?”
I don’t think the other people in my building would like to see my a$$ on the washing machine in the communal laundry room.
“My undershirts all have deoderant stains”
Dave, it wasn’t the stains that bothered me (some stains are hard to get rid of) but the smell of his deodorant was still there. And I don’t put a big load in my machine (re-write).
Goldman and all the investment banks are robbing us blind…. Who couldn’t make a killing if they were borrowing at 0 percent? Well I got that off my chess….
Now, Peggy Noonan, there’s someone I would guess has fetishes
“When I was a little kid, Penny Noonan ( upstate NY Senator Kirsten Gillibrand’s mother) put me in the washer once.”
Many women have put me through the ringer.
“Try putting baking soda in with the detergent.”
I assume that wasn’t a response to my last two posts.
“I once knew a woman who could orgasm by sitting atop the dryer as it was running.”
I can see that