Open Thread
Need a Hand?
Your Next Project Starts with BrownstonerMost Recent Articles
Need a Hand?
Your Next Project Starts with Brownstoner
Snappy, *rob* is admiring the “blue/green” in the Third & Bond thread. Time to call your mom! >>>>>>>>
Want a good laugh? Check out this state.gov warning about Internet dating scams:
http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/financial_scams/financial_scams_4554.html
Look at the photos of the “boyfriend/girlfriends” and then read the chat transcripts.
Some highlights:
“The Expected Payoff: If he is sympathetic and assists her through her sudden crisis, the boyfriend stands to gain a large degree of gratitude from the young lady.”
and
“American: I printed your pictures off of the dating site and I look at them everyday. I hope you don’t mind.”
LOL!
That man hasn’t the foggiest idea what shame is.
Right now yoiu know he’s at Janet’s front gate trying to convince security to let him through because they have a meeting scheduled.
We have a meeting!
There’s nothing listed here Mr. jackson and I can’t let you in without authorization.
Check again!
Sorry Mr. Jackson, nothing.
Did she leave the check for me at least?
Mr. Jackson there is no check here.
Don’t make me have to call Janet and get you fired. You get me my M’fin check now!
Goodbye Mr. Jackson.
Only $50 for charity yet he spends $2500 at restaurants and 1k at Kroger’s to keep his dickie-do? Argh.
“And what are the best Lays?”
Chips
(And I mean the urban dictionary definition)
😉
“Finally somebody has told Joe “Bitch Better Have My Money” Jackson to go play with a metal fork and a wall socket in the corner.”
ROFL! He outta be ashamed, but you know he ain’t. Effin mooch.
This is how he broke down his expenses:
In the papers, Joe claims that Michael’s estate has racked in over $100 million in the past 7 weeks, so it could afford to keep his pimp hand moisturized. Shameless Joe also says that Michael used to give Katherine $60,000 a month, and told her to give half to him. Joe listed all of his expenses which total over $15,000:
$2,500 for eating out
$2,000 for flying in airplanes
$3,000 for hotel rooms to take his Craigslist hos back to
$1,000 for grocery
$1,200 for rent
$50 for charity
Seriously, doesn’t he know there’s a recession going on? What a jackass.
BrokeD you are on a roll today! So funny.
Cgar- he doesn’t get a say until he signs on with a screen name.
So I just read this on DListed. Who didn’t see this coming down the pike the second Michael passed away?
“Finally somebody has told Joe “Bitch Better Have My Money” Jackson to go play with a metal fork and a wall socket in the corner. TMZ reports that a Los Angeles judge has told Joe that he needs to get back out on the streets with the other pimps, because Michael Jackson’s estate will not deposit an allowance into his checking account every month.
Last week, Joe filed papers requesting a piece of Michael Jackson’s estate. Joe whined about how his expenses are more than $15,000 a month and Michael used to help him out when he was alive. Well, the judge threw that shit out in the back and told Joe he has no legal right to that cash.”
What a leech.