Open Thread

Chicken, we need to sort out the vacuum, the computer, the new fridge, new window treatments and a bunch of other things first. Mrs. C has full reign on all of this, which will lay the groundwork for me getting just one thing I want (ok, two things I want).

haha beoch – women love fine italian leather

M4L, with those rides why do you need anything else?

Many years ago a gay friend of mine in Chicago wanted to buy a convertible SL Mercedes and his bf protested violently. He got the Mercedes and the bf was sent packing.

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Tell Us Your Best Toilet Story.

my best (worst really) was my grandmother stormed in on me taking a dump when i was a kid (about 5 or 6) took a picture of me. i was literally on the bowl with a santa claus book! (btw i finding reading on the toilet disgusting and im not sure WHY i was at that time but oh well).

the picture always embarrassed me so i took it out of the photo album and hid it in the boiler room of a basement apartment we were living in when i was around 9 years old.

when we were evicted from that apartment the two sons of the new owner of the building found the picture and brought it into school and showed everyone in the school and said it was me. i was totally mortifed. luckily i had a friend who stuck up for me and said it wasnt me but i dont think anyone believed him.

grrr. never take pics of your kids on a f’ing toilet. that is SO white trash it’s not even funny

*rob*