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this whole cougar thing is so unfair. cameron diaz was on a list of E! cougars for dating justin timberlake who is a whopping 7 years younger. i mean seriously? big fucking deal!!! hrmph! and courtney cox is supposedly a cougar b/c her hubs is 9 years younger. if i want a young dude, then a young dude i shall have and if someone tries to call me a cougar i will sneeze on their face.
how many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
10
-one to assess how the lightbulb feels about it’s impending demise.
-one to do an environmental impact study on the room which will now be using a lower energy bulb (preferrably LED).
-one to blame Bush on the fact that he didn’t see this catastrophic problem coming.
-one to hire the union worker who will be doing the lightbulb changing.
-one to schedule the doctor visit for the union worker who will be going out on disability/workman’s compensation after spraining his thumb changing the lightbulb.
-one to replace the worker who left the job incomplete.
-one to assess a lightbulb tax for this unauthorized light bulb changing.
-one to make fun of the Catholic church, for no apparent reason except that it is an easy target and who else can you pick on these days without fear of being politically incorrect.
-one to finish the job
– and finally, one to blame the room occupant who requested the lightbulb change, as being insensitive and callous to the needs of the old lightbulb.
this whole cougar thing is so unfair. cameron diaz was on a list of E! cougars for dating justin timberlake who is a whopping 7 years younger. i mean seriously? big fucking deal!!! hrmph! and courtney cox is supposedly a cougar b/c her hubs is 9 years younger. if i want a young dude, then a young dude i shall have and if someone tries to call me a cougar i will sneeze on their face.
“Dont go to BK Heights Wine Bar. Place is all cougars” . . .
“what’s wrong with that?”
Well, I guess it’s that desperation factor that takes away from enjoying a night out.
To me, a cougar is defined as a middle aged woman who preys on younger men. Which, yeah, would be fine for our boy Dirty….
ok ok, Ditmas Snark
how many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
10
-one to assess how the lightbulb feels about it’s impending demise.
-one to do an environmental impact study on the room which will now be using a lower energy bulb (preferrably LED).
-one to blame Bush on the fact that he didn’t see this catastrophic problem coming.
-one to hire the union worker who will be doing the lightbulb changing.
-one to schedule the doctor visit for the union worker who will be going out on disability/workman’s compensation after spraining his thumb changing the lightbulb.
-one to replace the worker who left the job incomplete.
-one to assess a lightbulb tax for this unauthorized light bulb changing.
-one to make fun of the Catholic church, for no apparent reason except that it is an easy target and who else can you pick on these days without fear of being politically incorrect.
-one to finish the job
– and finally, one to blame the room occupant who requested the lightbulb change, as being insensitive and callous to the needs of the old lightbulb.
“More fun than me and Bitter Retort????????????”
Hard to say. DeLepp was with us so I’m not sure if it was him or the Siamese Sirens that made it so fun. 🙂
JtH is only peaceful on nights when William Hurt isn’t grabbing the patrons’ nutticles. CG should be safe.
The “Behind the Knees” drink at Jack is to die for.
“Gay people are the most fun to drink with.”
More fun than me and Bitter Retort????????????
“Is it based on the age diff b/w the cougar and the cougee?”
I think DH is The Cougee Monster.
“quiet” that is
And CGar was 400.