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Wow, people, you’ve had a few good days here! I’m still catching up with Tuesday’s OT. Anyway, Mr. President, thank you for the opportunity to serve as Secretary of Education. My first and only act will be to abolish No Child Left Behind, teacher tenure, and then my entire department, but not before awarding myself a salary increase, a few jet aircraft, and a lifetime supply of Guinness and Jameson.
I think DH could procure some hot interns for you!
DH, perhaps you didn’t notice that the coveted VP spot has not yet been assigned. Unlike the Presidential Election, the rules here state that the PLUSA President chooses his running mate POST-election…
I’ve rented them in the past Snappy. They work well. Dry time? Depends on how much water the machine sprays out and how good the suck power still is on it. Usually a day.
I do have the leaking kitten blues! Which reminds me…anyone ever used those carpet cleaners you rent and do-it-yourself with from Home Depot? Are the cleaning solutions they sell any good? How long can I expect it to take my carpet to dry? (thin craptastic carpet with equally thin craptastic padding underneath).
Wow, people, you’ve had a few good days here! I’m still catching up with Tuesday’s OT. Anyway, Mr. President, thank you for the opportunity to serve as Secretary of Education. My first and only act will be to abolish No Child Left Behind, teacher tenure, and then my entire department, but not before awarding myself a salary increase, a few jet aircraft, and a lifetime supply of Guinness and Jameson.
I think DH could procure some hot interns for you!
DH, perhaps you didn’t notice that the coveted VP spot has not yet been assigned. Unlike the Presidential Election, the rules here state that the PLUSA President chooses his running mate POST-election…
Sheesh, this could be a 700 day if Biff keeps up this pace.
Yes, DH should definitely be in charge of the DEA.
I’ve rented them in the past Snappy. They work well. Dry time? Depends on how much water the machine sprays out and how good the suck power still is on it. Usually a day.
Howling Foot Pain, Leaking Kitten: A new movie by your very own Snappy 🙂
What? Dib’s isn’t in charge of Internal Affairs?
I do have the leaking kitten blues! Which reminds me…anyone ever used those carpet cleaners you rent and do-it-yourself with from Home Depot? Are the cleaning solutions they sell any good? How long can I expect it to take my carpet to dry? (thin craptastic carpet with equally thin craptastic padding underneath).
“Not to mention the added burden of leaking kitten.”
ROFLMAO!!!