Hahaha Snappy, that’s great! They certainly wouldn’t have nominated a male to go in there.
While we’re on the subject, a Ditmas Park friend of mine noticed a green minivan with tinted windows blocking his driveway one fine Sunday morning as he was about to drive off to church. The van was rocking a bit, if you get my drift, and he looked in the windshield and saw a mass of (as he said it) “heaving, hairy, bright white flesh bobbing up and down in the back seat”. So he called the local precinct, and since he lives right across the street from some higher-up in the NYPD, they came right away with sirens blaring. The van tried to get away but the cops blocked it in, talked to the driver for about five minutes, let him drive off, and came over to talk to my friend. Dialogue:
Friend: Why the hell did you let him drive off? I’m not gonna sleep for a week after seeing that in the back seat!
Cop: Sleep for a week? Buddy you ain’t gonna eat for a month. It was a 52-year-old Hasidic rabbi and his 19-year-old male student, and it was consensual.
“Biff, was the girl Jewish? Maybe that’s why your mom was ok with it!”
Snappy, she was blonde with blue eyes and, to quote an old joke, if the word “shiksa” was in the dictionary, her picture would be beside it. She was as Aryan as they come. I assume part of my deep attraction to her was she was like forbidden fruit to me!
Lechacal…from your imposing looks, I’d love to meet the person who would dare to call you an @sshole to your face! Something tells me they wouldn’t survive the night.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at August 20, 2009 11:13 AM
Ummmm, that was me, Snappy. It was at Floyd’s. Alcohol was involved.
I say tonight we get a picture of lechecal and denton drinking pina coladas with those little umbrellas.
Biff…listen to this….
http://tinyurl.com/nmyffn
And for all of you at work, put on some earphones before you click play on this.
Hahaha Snappy, that’s great! They certainly wouldn’t have nominated a male to go in there.
While we’re on the subject, a Ditmas Park friend of mine noticed a green minivan with tinted windows blocking his driveway one fine Sunday morning as he was about to drive off to church. The van was rocking a bit, if you get my drift, and he looked in the windshield and saw a mass of (as he said it) “heaving, hairy, bright white flesh bobbing up and down in the back seat”. So he called the local precinct, and since he lives right across the street from some higher-up in the NYPD, they came right away with sirens blaring. The van tried to get away but the cops blocked it in, talked to the driver for about five minutes, let him drive off, and came over to talk to my friend. Dialogue:
Friend: Why the hell did you let him drive off? I’m not gonna sleep for a week after seeing that in the back seat!
Cop: Sleep for a week? Buddy you ain’t gonna eat for a month. It was a 52-year-old Hasidic rabbi and his 19-year-old male student, and it was consensual.
“Biff, was the girl Jewish? Maybe that’s why your mom was ok with it!”
Snappy, she was blonde with blue eyes and, to quote an old joke, if the word “shiksa” was in the dictionary, her picture would be beside it. She was as Aryan as they come. I assume part of my deep attraction to her was she was like forbidden fruit to me!
And you lived to tell Dave? I’m shocked! Lechacal…were you just in a good mood that night? 🙂
Lechacal…from your imposing looks, I’d love to meet the person who would dare to call you an @sshole to your face! Something tells me they wouldn’t survive the night.
Posted by: InsertSnappyNameHere at August 20, 2009 11:13 AM
Ummmm, that was me, Snappy. It was at Floyd’s. Alcohol was involved.
“Cargar…had you taken the time management courses when we told you to, you would know that both are possible! Get crackin!”
snappy, I’m just getting back from my TM course, not to worry.
“CGar, a little less time spent trolling late night threads and I think you can manage all!!”
cobble, a less time spend trolling DURING THE DAY would help too!!
dh, got tickets for tonight so doubtful, but you never know. Spot looks terrific.
Dave…I couldn’t tell you!