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“Biff, was that Aryan goddess your goy toy?”
six, she had the perfect combination of drop dead gorgeous looks, a great personality and open to almost anything I wanted to do. I couldn’t have asked for anything more in a woman who deflowered me.
dibs, I’d love to come and meet your bf. It’s always fun to experience the “gwailo disjuncture” that happens when I speak Cantonese to a Chinese person.
The other week in Flushing, I ordered a fresh gourd juice from some street vendor on Main Street. I ordered in Cantonese without thinking about it, since the words “dung gwa” come to my head more instantly when I see this fruit than “winter melon.”
The vendor froze and looked at me as if she’d seen a ghost. Then she called to her friend. I repeated my order. Two more passersby stopped to stare in astonishment.
They all stood there watching me drink the juice, like I was a gorilla with two heads.
“Biff, was that Aryan goddess your goy toy?”
six, she had the perfect combination of drop dead gorgeous looks, a great personality and open to almost anything I wanted to do. I couldn’t have asked for anything more in a woman who deflowered me.
Sorry folks, I guess I’ve silenced the OT.
How about them cats?
AHAHAHA ROFL Snappy that took me a moment!!!!!!!!
Lechacal, you have a serious tough guy look about you! Very Marines-esque if you will 🙂
thanks 6yrs, the rest of us can’t get drunk twice today to remove that vision.
Biff, was that Aryan goddess your goy toy?
Six, HOLY SH!T ON A STICK!!!!!
dibs, I’d love to come and meet your bf. It’s always fun to experience the “gwailo disjuncture” that happens when I speak Cantonese to a Chinese person.
The other week in Flushing, I ordered a fresh gourd juice from some street vendor on Main Street. I ordered in Cantonese without thinking about it, since the words “dung gwa” come to my head more instantly when I see this fruit than “winter melon.”
The vendor froze and looked at me as if she’d seen a ghost. Then she called to her friend. I repeated my order. Two more passersby stopped to stare in astonishment.
They all stood there watching me drink the juice, like I was a gorilla with two heads.
I’m imposing? Who knew. Dave called me an asshole a couple of times. I was being an asshole at the time.