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Yoohoo Biff darling, my favorite brownstoner pathetic loser. Will you please email me if Amzi is going on Friday. I can pick him up and drop him off and take him to all the pubs.
Biff, did I ever tell you how nice you are?
Posted by: bayridgegirl at May 19, 2009 4:17 PM
BRG, you can always settle for “Mr. Dreamy” if Amzi can’t make it.
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye.
2. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.
3. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don’t Run So We’re Even.
5. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).
6. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
7. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles.
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.
9. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.
12. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.
13. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.
14. I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here.
15. I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin’ Over You.
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You.
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
19. Please Bypass My Heart.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.
22. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
24. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer.
25. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
Thanks for the invite Biff. Friday might work for me but don’t count me in. I am in Atlantic City gambling my savings away the rest of the long weekend.
Yoohoo Biff darling, my favorite brownstoner pathetic loser. Will you please email me if Amzi is going on Friday. I can pick him up and drop him off and take him to all the pubs.
Biff, did I ever tell you how nice you are?
Speaking of reading Japanese and other Asian languages, apparently my Chinese isn’t what I thought it was:
I get home last night and was surprised to see Mrs. Champion had whipped up fried rice for dinner. I thought she said chow fun as in noodles. However, as many of us know, a slight change in pronounciation when speaking Chinese means something quite different. She said something like, “I said chow foon, not chow fun!!”. Who knew?
Yoohoo Biff darling, my favorite brownstoner pathetic loser. Will you please email me if Amzi is going on Friday. I can pick him up and drop him off and take him to all the pubs.
Biff, did I ever tell you how nice you are?
Posted by: bayridgegirl at May 19, 2009 4:17 PM
BRG, you can always settle for “Mr. Dreamy” if Amzi can’t make it.
“8. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.”
That’s my all-tie favorite…it’s so true!
DIBS, LOL! It’s kind of the other way over here!
BH doesn’t drink, but he loves it when I get all “liquored up”!
25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye.
2. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.
3. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don’t Run So We’re Even.
5. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).
6. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
7. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles.
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.
9. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.
12. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.
13. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.
14. I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here.
15. I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin’ Over You.
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You.
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
19. Please Bypass My Heart.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.
22. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
24. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer.
25. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
Thanks for the invite Biff. Friday might work for me but don’t count me in. I am in Atlantic City gambling my savings away the rest of the long weekend.
“Come on baby, daddy needs a new pair of shoes”
Yoohoo Biff darling, my favorite brownstoner pathetic loser. Will you please email me if Amzi is going on Friday. I can pick him up and drop him off and take him to all the pubs.
Biff, did I ever tell you how nice you are?
Speaking of reading Japanese and other Asian languages, apparently my Chinese isn’t what I thought it was:
I get home last night and was surprised to see Mrs. Champion had whipped up fried rice for dinner. I thought she said chow fun as in noodles. However, as many of us know, a slight change in pronounciation when speaking Chinese means something quite different. She said something like, “I said chow foon, not chow fun!!”. Who knew?
Chow Fun recipe for Snappy
http://tinyurl.com/qdgeap
“I forgot to email BH the info.”
He mentioned it the other day, and I grilled him for 15 minutes over precisely what he had planned to do with this information once he had it!
But he’s a cool customer, he’s giving up nothing. Should I be ascared?! ; )
Either works for me Biff