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1.) if the girls are going on a dessert crawl while the boys go on their pub crawwl i am SOborrowing 11217’s long blond wig
and 2.) oh no ive seen some mad fatty hipsters squish themselves into skinny jeans. where u think the term “muffin top” comes from. some things should not be allowed
3.) im being good and doing laundry instead of porning it up
HA, I wish. The choco. cake I will consume later will be added to my thighs and my gut
And frankly, I don’t care. Who the heck am I out there to impress!
1.) if the girls are going on a dessert crawl while the boys go on their pub crawwl i am SOborrowing 11217’s long blond wig
and 2.) oh no ive seen some mad fatty hipsters squish themselves into skinny jeans. where u think the term “muffin top” comes from. some things should not be allowed
3.) im being good and doing laundry instead of porning it up
*rob*
haha very funny guys! ta ta!
“150 sounds too skinny for a guy.”
If you’re a hipster, 150 is too fat. They don’t make skinny jeans that big.
“he called from his mobile phone (how archaic of him!).”
It sure is! My hubby is hip, he texts me.
“Biff, 150 sounds too skinny for a guy.”
Good thing for me I’m around 30 pounds north of that.
Ok fellow PLUSAs, I’m out. Have a great evening.
“Wow BRG, and you’re just a little thing.”
HA, I wish. The choco. cake I will consume later will be added to my thighs and my gut
And frankly, I don’t care. Who the heck am I out there to impress!
Alright, gotta run and fire up the grill. The man just twittered that he’s back in JC. I kid, he called from his mobile phone (how archaic of him!).
Have a good night all.
“See I always need to save some room for beer with my dog.”
Your dog drinks beer?
I’m a 1 dog, 1 burger, 10 brewski kind of guy.
Oh, I know Theresa’s. That’s too dangerous for me.
Biff, 150 sounds too skinny for a guy.
If a bun wearing white haired little old lady like myself knows Twitter, how does DH not know?