Enough With the Marauding Teenagers!
A couple of months ago as we were walking East on Greene Avenue between Waverly and Washington we noticed in our peripheral vision someone approaching fast from behind. When we spun around, it was a teenage boy, probably about 15 years old, who had crept up and was hovering inches from the back of our…

A couple of months ago as we were walking East on Greene Avenue between Waverly and Washington we noticed in our peripheral vision someone approaching fast from behind. When we spun around, it was a teenage boy, probably about 15 years old, who had crept up and was hovering inches from the back of our head mocking us provocatively to the clear delight of his jeering friends. Ever risk-averse, we quickly walked out into the middle of the street and starting dialing on our cell phone. With a few shouts, the pack continued down the block. We jogged back to a police car we had noticed parked back on Vanderbilt, told the cops what had happened and went home. The next day we heard that a woman had been mugged half an hour later a few blocks from there by a bunch of teenagers. We’ve heard of several similar instances in the area in recent weeks. And it’s not just Clinton Hill. A post on Brooklynian describes how a trio of teenage girls (19, 17 and 12) mugged five different people in Prospect Heights on Saturday night (and how only one of them decided to press charges) and an email we received yesterday told of a violent mugging of a twenty-something male by a group of boys at around 8:15 Monday night at Dekalb and South Oxford Street in Fort Greene (above). What can the community do to combat this activity? Obviously greater police presence would help, but given the paltry resources the NYPD devotes to this part of town, it’s going to take a lot of vigilance on the part of residents in terms of reporting even small incidents of harassment and pressing charges. And everyone should be aware that a lot of these muggings are happening during daylight hours, often between the end of school and dinner time, so it’s a good idea to minimize iPod and cell phone usage during those times. Please use this comment thread to document other similar incidents that you know about in recent months as well as to suggest ways to address the problem.
Random acts of kindness was proposed by a black woman.
“are you preparing your toddler to fight off roving gangs? would love to see that special class – does it follow music for aardvarks?”
I will have you know that my child got a check PLUS in Music for Aardvarks, a gold star AND a smiley-face in Dancing With Dromedaries, and blew the curve for the final in Mental Pottery. And, yes, they will indeed be prepared to fight off roving gangs….as soon as we find one. They seem to be hiding in Clinton Hill most of the time, but we’ve been sure to let all grade levels know they should be very, very afraid of them. Particularly if they are black.
And after we do find a roving gang, we are going to first attempt a mass hugging. If that fails, we shall set the preschoolers loose on their kneecaps with Nerf baseball bats. (This will be followed cookies and lattes at Connecticut Muffin; will post in the forum with the details as soon as I have them.)
When being harassed by marauding (wilding) teenagers, turn around and face them, put your hands on either side of your head and point your index fingers forward to indicate mock bull horns. Then snort and scuff your feet back like you’re going to charge. If they don’t panic and run off, charge into their midst while screaming “I know Vince Carter.” At which point they will embrace you, raise you up on their shoulders and parade you around the ‘hood.
If that doesn’t work, run in front of a speeding car.
Ok, 2:53, please give me examples of Mexicans or Jamaicians assulting non-ghetto types for sport…
2.55 – agree, see chinatown, hasidic williamsburg, polish greenpoint. mainly poor. crimes against the person – very low.
Poverty doesn’t create crime, crime creates poverty. Character determines a lot of things in life. Being poor doesn’t make you a criminal, but criminals are often poor because they don’t have the character to make an honest living.
“2:10, this does NOT happen in places like Sunset Park or Flatbush, unless there are packs of native-born teen African Americans in these neighborhoods. You will not see Mexican kids or Jamaician kids do this nonsense.”
lmao so untrue.
2:40 has no idea what he is talking about. 18th Avenue is no longer heavily Italian. Bensonhurst is now a Queens-like ethnic mix.
Chinese, Hasids, Indians, Russians, etc..
There are many Africans and West Indians working in the stores on 18th Ave.
Blacks will be ignored in Bensonhurst.
This thread is crap…These muggings are in Crown Heights/Bed Stuy and some shady areas of Fort Greene…Its like anywhere you just dont walk the streets at 2am…Going walking the streets on the UES and something could happen…