Closing Bell: Have You Seen This Chicken?
According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.

According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.
I’m sorry, but this chicken just got tired of putting out.
that looks like a game cock
95 posts – a poultry sum.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
What does a chaste chicken say?
Cockadoodledoo!
What does a hooker chicken say?
Anycockwilldo!
🙂
It got tired of living in a townhouse and went back to the hen house.
PETA set him free!!! First they went after Punxsutawney Phil (they want him replaced with a groundhog robot; link below), and now Park Slope Chicken!!!
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10443831-1.html
“that looks just like a c*ck I had once.”
dark but with a bright red head?
CGar – That’s a nesty thing to say.
Maybe this isn’t appropriate to say, and I’m sorry to all the chicken pet owners.
But….
I can really go for some chicken fingers and french fries right NOW!