Closing Bell: Have You Seen This Chicken?
According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.

According to a reader, this chicken went missing yesterday from a backyard on 6th Avenue between 1st and 2nd Streets in Park Slope. Supposedly there is a $20 reward for the person who finds her.
[Hi Snappy!]
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
wow completely pink sky right now in soho, and it’s snowing again!
it looks so strange
*rob*
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says … Well, I guess we finally answered “THAT question!”
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep!
“OMG, this thread not only drew out our Prez Biff but also Snappy”
Yes. Otherwise we wouldn’t have heard a ‘peep’ out of them.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck!
This chicken left home because it was a disappointment to its mother. He wasn’t all he was cracked up to be.
OMG, this thread not only drew out our Prez Biff but also Snappy