Basil Thief on the Loose in Carroll Gardens
This one might not make the police blotter reports but a basil thief is upsetting the equilibrium on one block of Carroll Gardens. According to Lost City, someone has been stealing basil from a planter box in the front yard of a house on President, causing multi-generational distress: “The children are quite disturbed by your…

This one might not make the police blotter reports but a basil thief is upsetting the equilibrium on one block of Carroll Gardens. According to Lost City, someone has been stealing basil from a planter box in the front yard of a house on President, causing multi-generational distress: “The children are quite disturbed by your actions. And so are the adults,” reads the postscript to a sign telling the thief to “Stop taking our basil!” Any word on whether the culprit has been apprehended yet?
Basilly, I don’t care.
Have a bunch of gays moved into the neighborhood??? They’d be your best bet as culprits. Watch to see which ones have an elaborate dinner party tomorrow night.
Someone misunderstood the term ‘pot plants’.
There are over 20 varieties of basil, including the purple ones which obviously, this is not.
http://www.theherbcottage.com/bsilvar.html
..does produce a fuller bush.
I’m just not going there.
although it does bring to mind some limericks.
dittoburg and sam have joined in… ah, wit, the herb that seasons the bland daily palaver.
Pinching the top leaves does produce a fuller bush.
Is my herb based, sorry, Erb based pun racist? Where’s the racism monitor?
but what is really at the root of this problem?