Basil Thief on the Loose in Carroll Gardens
This one might not make the police blotter reports but a basil thief is upsetting the equilibrium on one block of Carroll Gardens. According to Lost City, someone has been stealing basil from a planter box in the front yard of a house on President, causing multi-generational distress: “The children are quite disturbed by your…
This one might not make the police blotter reports but a basil thief is upsetting the equilibrium on one block of Carroll Gardens. According to Lost City, someone has been stealing basil from a planter box in the front yard of a house on President, causing multi-generational distress: “The children are quite disturbed by your actions. And so are the adults,” reads the postscript to a sign telling the thief to “Stop taking our basil!” Any word on whether the culprit has been apprehended yet?
Wait dill something like this happens to you and you won’t be comfrey in your neighborhood. Oregano you’d hop on a blog and not show any lovage to the culprit or the epazote.
Gawd, you punsters are on fire today. Anyone writing a book on bad flora puns could just cut and paste and make a mint.
DIBS, I suspect you’ve pruned a Thai basil or two, even if never taken a lichen. Really good lemonade: fresh lemon juice, crushed Thai basil, lemon or lime zest, simple syrup, ice cold water.
Back to the security issue, we’d better cardamom off the area, before any more unsuspecting herbs are, ah, salted. Anyway, you know what I mint.
6years, I sent you an email a couple of days ago (to the new email address). Did you get it?
Send it to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
I always like to tie up a little bouguet garni before my loins get pounded and marinated.
Yes Biff, they’ll even serve Canadians.
Oh lordy…