Montrosini the Great Looks Towards 2010
It’s time for our year end predictions of what’s going to happen in 2010. Has the economy bottomed? Will real estate prices go lower, or start to rise again? Will jobs return to NY, and what kind of jobs and industries are going to fuel our return to the center of the universe? What are…
It’s time for our year end predictions of what’s going to happen in 2010. Has the economy bottomed? Will real estate prices go lower, or start to rise again? Will jobs return to NY, and what kind of jobs and industries are going to fuel our return to the center of the universe? What are we going to see in our neighborhoods? Will people finally stop asking if it’s safe to live in Bed Stuy and Crown Heights, or will the conversation turn back to asking how many people are legally able to share a one bedroom, one bath, brownstone floor-through in Park Slope? Will Miss Muffet buy this year, or will DaveInBedStuy have to sell his 18th century antiques to keep the house? Montrosini the Great predicts many comments. Don’t make me have to wear this hat all week!
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Hari gets Pia pregnant.
Dave becomes head of the Salvation Army and uses his hedge fund smarts to make them all rich.
Cobble reveals BH is actually her brother and she has been carrying on with Biff.
Slopefarm builds a microbrewery using artisanal wheat and ham.
CarGar gets a cat and buys me another mansion 🙂
Biggest prediction? Montrose will buy a modern condo in the Toren and furnish it with “Eames Era” furniture bought on Ebay.
Oprah reveals that Gail is her lesbian lover.
I took a drive through Williamsburg over the weekend, I was a little surprised at the state of incompleteness and messiness of the new towers by the waterfront. I thought from reading the adsand blogs that these were pristine and complete developments foreshadowing the eventual transformation of the waterfront. Instead what I saw were more or less completed buildings standing amidst uncompleted roads, closed entry drives and missing landscaping. It was a mess. An uninviting mess. I didn’t linger. Many other new buildings under construction in the area seemed to be stopped in their tracks.
It made me think that the situation is much worse than the real estate community is letting on.
MTA is bailed out and then replaced by the Feds.
OTA is born (Obama Transit Authority)
It becomes revealed that 11217, stevieb, *rob*, and minard are one of the same person with multiple personalities.
Tiger Woods gets new teeth the old ones are still in the SUV….
Tiger Woods wins the Masters.
Brownstone prices are stable for now, rent depends on the neighborhood (supply and demand).
Dave has to sell his antiques to pay for his tricks and do his share to help the economy.
“anti park slope revolt” hahah. how about a gamestop revolt!!?
people – NEVER shop in the gamestop on 7th avenue and 2nd street!!!
*rob*