Montrosini the Great Looks Towards 2010
It’s time for our year end predictions of what’s going to happen in 2010. Has the economy bottomed? Will real estate prices go lower, or start to rise again? Will jobs return to NY, and what kind of jobs and industries are going to fuel our return to the center of the universe? What are…
It’s time for our year end predictions of what’s going to happen in 2010. Has the economy bottomed? Will real estate prices go lower, or start to rise again? Will jobs return to NY, and what kind of jobs and industries are going to fuel our return to the center of the universe? What are we going to see in our neighborhoods? Will people finally stop asking if it’s safe to live in Bed Stuy and Crown Heights, or will the conversation turn back to asking how many people are legally able to share a one bedroom, one bath, brownstone floor-through in Park Slope? Will Miss Muffet buy this year, or will DaveInBedStuy have to sell his 18th century antiques to keep the house? Montrosini the Great predicts many comments. Don’t make me have to wear this hat all week!
Image by Bxgrl.
Iranian government falls
Patterson wins governorship
Unemployment falls to below 8%
Damn, DIBS is bullish on Japan and I just went long the Nikkei. Now I have to hope DIBS breaks his losing streak.
Mortgage rates heading up to 6+%, Oil over $100 barrel, stock market extremely volatile, Brooklyn real estate down 7%.
Ditmas- would I lie? Although you should note that if it’s called “Eames Era” on Ebay, chances are what they’re selling bears about as much relationship to Eames as a garden gnome bears to Bosch.
Oh, and my other prediction…Cobble will hire the What to create an electric zapper for her. Said zapper will have the power to go through the computer screen and light up and permanently singe the asses of those who tease her by using the acronym “BoCoCa.” The zapper will then turn into a hand that reaches into your wallet and extracts your now defunct FroCoCa.
Luv ya, Cobble!
bxgrl, if you are correct, I will be starting my courtship of MM tout de suite.
Swordfish!!
The Finger building is caught trying to stick itself inside the Gigerbread house.
The Toren, the Oro and Elan merge like Voltron to create the all powerful Oreo Lantern.
I’m using ham in my microbrew? Actually, I’m preparing for prohibition by distilling woodgrain from rotten joists and setting up a speakeasy in my cellar. You no canna come in until a you say swordfish.
(Sorry benson, but I’m just quoting the Marx Bros.)
“Hari gets Pia pregnant.”
AAAAACCCCKKKKK! NO!