Six Months Later: Open House Picks 6/15/07
Interesting. Open House Picks 6/15/07 [Brownstoner]
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Your Next Project Starts with Brownstoner Interesting. Open House Picks 6/15/07 [Brownstoner]
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11:17 here. I can’t stay long because I’m currently in a safehouse at an undisclosed location several levels below terra firma. It’s only a matter of time until we’re discovered, so I’ll just say this. In the last seven minutes I have heard FIFTEEN explosions. I can only assume that 4th Avenue’s gas stations have been detonated and that Park Slope–along with the SouthSouth Slope, Boneyard Heights and Ratnerville are being engulfed by a rolling ball of hellfire.
Those that survive will spend their remaining days sifting through the rubble of PC Richard and Son for shards of steel with which to gouge their eyes out, lest they bear witness to the “Post What” apocalypse.
Some will foolishly hunker down in the charred carcasses of some of the more prestigious Brownstone addresses, surviving on dogflesh and Doggie Beach water… hoping against hope and praying to a non-existent God that this never-ending daymare will subside, allowing them to claim (through eminent domain) these properties as their own. And yes, rebuild.
To them I say: Someday This War Is Gonna End… but it won’t be in your lifetime, mine–or anyone’s for that matter. Rebuilding shall be for the woodland creatures who have, like me, sought refuge ‘neath the crust of our once-beloved Borough.
Alas, the footsteps I hear above are the footsteps of doom. I must sign off… until next time. If there IS a next time…
To all of you, if indeed ANYONE is still alive, I wish you the only thing any of us have left: luck.
And of course, the best to you and yours during this Holiday Season.
11:17
where is your proof, 12:17??
the proof above is that 3 of the 4 properties have sold.
so where is your proof?
“What is it 50 or 75? not the same thing AT ALL.”
Go do your own research. Point is – OVER HALF of the HOTDs from the past six months HAVE NOT SOLD.
The guy who always ends his post with “someday this war is gonna end” is the biggest pathetic loser in the pathetic loser club. His posts are like a bad joke that you keep hearing and hearing.
The Carroll street property is nice, wonder what it went for.
Hence ProfRobert, the market can only continue to do the same things because, in life things either stay the same, or get better.
In Argentina the former first lady was elected president.
Oh wait,
Never mind.
Someday this war is going to end. What a load of crap. My god how many times can this guy post the same drivel.
After him being so confident in his predicitions for so long at some point he’s going to have to fess up if the world really doesn’t end.
My predicition (one anon post is worth as much as any other) is that things won’t go up at the pace they have been and they may come down, but in the longer term (say 10 years) if you buy today you’ll be better off than renting over the same period.
Everything else is just navel gazing
Wow! 11:17, that was great. Made me laugh out loud and prompeted me to write a comment even. Thanks! 🙂