Open House Picks
Brooklyn Heights 34 Orange Street Halstead Sunday 1-3:30 $3,490,000 GMAP P*Shark Greenpoint 997 Lorimer Street Douglas Elliman By Appointment Only $1,190,000 GMAP P*Shark Prospect Lefferts Gardens 96 Fenimore Street Corcoran Sunday 1-2:30 $1,150,000 GMAP P*Shark Kensington 800 Church Avenue Fillmore Sunday 2-4 $949,000 GMAP P*Shark
Brooklyn Heights
34 Orange Street
Halstead
Sunday 1-3:30
$3,490,000
GMAP P*Shark
Greenpoint
997 Lorimer Street
Douglas Elliman
By Appointment Only
$1,190,000
GMAP P*Shark
Prospect Lefferts Gardens
96 Fenimore Street
Corcoran
Sunday 1-2:30
$1,150,000
GMAP P*Shark
Kensington
800 Church Avenue
Fillmore
Sunday 2-4
$949,000
GMAP P*Shark
Wonton…this upside down world is best described as “Sec see, ou fann” Excuse the badly translated cantonese
Biff – I think the animal world is already sensing the coming cataclysm and therefore behaving in a peculiar manner. I’ve heard that the monkeys are chirping, which presumably means the sparrows are having tea parties. Everything is uspide down just like the twat predicted.
That stretch of Lorimer in Greenpoint is very nice. I always wondered how much those houses go for. Not sure if it’s 1.2 million nice. To me this is the most attractive deal of the bunch (orange is nice but not for that price)
thanks ditto, but this is no time to laugh. According to DOWhat (= DOW8000SP500 + What + Asshat), we are down to 55 days until doomsday, which is October 16!
Dammit ditto – you made me look!
Dave – you missed your calling, perhaps you could sell your description to them. Biff – I actually did “LOL” at your comment (to quote the tWhat).
dittoburg, that’s the kitchen at 34 Orange? I thought it was my doctor’s examination room with a kitchen table and chairs thrown in. I was going to ask if they accept Oxford Healthcare and what the co-pay is.
dittoburg…the kitchen is a “clean canvas awaiting your grandest of wishes”
Dave – that Kensington place is profound.