Luxury, Brighton Beach Style
[nggallery id=”22009″ template=galleryview] Here’s what you can get in Brighton Beach for the price of a historic brownstone: A penthouse condo at the Oceana complex. Oceana is a gated community with amenities like a fitness center and indoor and outdoor pools. $2 mil will nab you the 2,200-sf unit pictured above, which has three bedrooms…
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Here’s what you can get in Brighton Beach for the price of a historic brownstone: A penthouse condo at the Oceana complex. Oceana is a gated community with amenities like a fitness center and indoor and outdoor pools. $2 mil will nab you the 2,200-sf unit pictured above, which has three bedrooms and two baths. Common charges=$1,400. According to StreetEasy, this listing doesn’t even represent the most expensive unit in the development, which is made up of seven buildings: That honor goes to a $2.7 million penthouse that’s also on the market.
Good to see Biff, Dave, bxgrl and BTG all talking about me. You are the biggest bunch of losers. I can see why the What loves to post and get reactions from all of you. You are a sad and sorry bunch. Your self-absorbtion is amazing and, oddly, funny at the same time. You project your own short comings on to others you don’t know and make complete asses of yourselves in the process. You have no life. So sad.
– What, the bxgrl
Sorry Biff- I’ll try to be nicer to it next time. 🙁 (I never have any fun…)
Now BTG and Biff- that was so laugh out loud funny!
What,the stupid bxgrl – you’re sounding a little shrill there. Honestly if you want to get any real answers out of me you would have to prove you can post more intelligently than you have. I’m so sorry you haven’t realized the kitty litter was a joke- even my cat got it, and in the past I have mentioned my field(s) of study but I’d rather you did the work and find it out for yourself.(again- about that reading comprehension problem you have-) I didn’t post at 2:57- I answered him at 3:21 so you should have written “The last line of your response TO 2:57…”
So, really, I would try to explain to you about axes, and the arrangement of rooms and geometry, and design, but that would imply I thought you would be able to understand. I mean, if you can’t even figure out how to google a reference by yourself…
I take it you new hobby is going after me, the What, Biff, BTG and Dave? Sweetheart- get a life. I know, I know- you can’t wait til my friends in the Bronx kick me out of the basement which I obviously can’t afford because you aren’t buying enough of the kitty litter I’m selling. But while I may be a bitter renter/loser/ignorant/whatever, I still don’t look half the fool you do on this blog.
So we also look down on Russians on this website now? Well at least Black people aren’t alone anymore. You guys gonna start picking on the Irish soon?
Wow, Bold type guest, I was right! What a Stupid Troll is still obsessed with his puny axis! And maybe he’s insisting on finding out where bxgrl went to college so he can dig up the yearbook and do naughty things to his short axis while drooling over her picture.
Hopefully he’ll go to school himself at some point and learn how to spell “friends”. Or maybe he’s waiting until he actually gets a couple himself before worrying about spelling it correctly. And please tell him that it’s “here all day” not “hear all day” before he starts calling other posters idiots.
Perhaps he should take his tuition money ($5.69) and pay for an improv class; his comedy sucks…
Bold type guest, I do remember that, but I’m certain What A Stupid Troll is a man. Perhaps one of his multiple personalities is a woman, but I’m pretty sure he’s a man, given his panic exhibited in his post at 1:09 after bxgrl’s reference to a long axis. Obviously What A Stupid Troll is a little, shall we say, lacking, in the area of axis length, amongst other things…
I suppose you’re right about 4:31. Just like the faded type trolls to get us all excited at the prospect of them never returning only to lose in their fight to stay away and obsess about us. Do you think he was expecting someone to jump in and beg him to stay or actually care if he never came back? Wow, that’s sad.
bxgrl: answer the question. where did you go to college? What did you study?
Don’t want to answer? Cause Hostos CC is not that impressive?
Since you are an expert in design, why don’t you give us all a link that shows where the term long axis is used? Since you admitted that you sell kitty litter for a living, you must have picked that up from someone somewhere. Did your frineds that rent you their basement apartment teach you that?
The last line of your response at 2:57 was very mature and intelligent. Have you called Hostos to ask them for a refund on the tuition you paid? I can do that for you if you like. I think you could use the money.
Dave: You may have the time to re-read each post – since you are hear all day – but when you do you will realize you are an idiot. You just don’t get it. Believe it or not, this site is not about you. Go get a second job to pay off your mortgage and start making those big improvements to your neighborhood that you talk about.
– What, the stupid bxgirl
Biff..if I’m not mistaken, the troll admitted yesterday, after I did a quick psychological profile, that she was a woman…which makes it even all the more disturbing!!!
As we know, 4:31 will never actually leave. Unlike many of us that have real jobs and social lives apart from brownstoner, many, the likes of him, do not unfortunately.
Bold type guest, mahjong tiles and bathroom tiles, what a combo!
Bxgrl, leave What, The Stupid Troll alone. He clearly has a crush on you and can’t get enough of following you around trying to get your attention.
4:31, ah, yes, we do and thanks for the shout out. We live for the attention. And thanks for adding so much to the discussion. But most hilariously, do you not realize your threats to leave encourage us even more to drive you away? Buh bye…don’t let the door hit you on the @ss on your way out…