House of the Day: 436 Classon Avenue
This three-family Greek Revival at 436 Classon Avenue has a wonderful parlor floor and a front porch to boot, but we’ve got no idea what the owners are thinking asking $2,165,000 million on this street. We can’t think of a house within three blocks of this place that has fetched even $1,500,000. Keep on dreamin’….
This three-family Greek Revival at 436 Classon Avenue has a wonderful parlor floor and a front porch to boot, but we’ve got no idea what the owners are thinking asking $2,165,000 million on this street. We can’t think of a house within three blocks of this place that has fetched even $1,500,000. Keep on dreamin’.
436 Classon Avenue [Brooklyn Properties] GMAP P*Shark
Right, 4:56. Which is why he never does anything to actually attempt to lure people to the suburbs.
He’s THAT subtle.
I think we can all agree that The What puts the “b” in “subtle.”
BY THE WAY FOR THOSE THAT HAVE NOT HEARD, ‘THE WHAT’ IS A BROKER FROM LODI, NEW JERSEY, WHO HAS BEEN TROLLING BROWNSTONER FOR NEARLY A YEAR TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN TO MOVE TO THE SUBURBS.
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED.
Who is going to suffer current jumbo rates to buy this shack? It boggles the mind. It hasn’t been five years since that amount of money bought you a house in prime CH. Brokers have to understand, history is flowing against you; add to that the tide of animus you’ll be swimming against when the bulk of your clients need to sell. I have resources, but won’t even think about dealing with Brooklyn RE brokers until I –excuse me, you –smell blood in the water.
“How do you know when the real estate market is actually going to crash?
When “The What” finally shuts up!
Oops. Has anybody seen a post from “The What” today?”
Here I is LMMFAO ; ^ P}!
Well well The FED cut and the assmonkeys loved it! But one thing The FED is running out of bullets and the zombies are still coming. Wow gas will be 4.00 a gallon soon but, the assfucks use MTA.
You got to read the Times piece on the Assraping of Bear Sterns, this shit is funny!!! The Government help the BIG BOYS take down one of the oldest Investment Banks on Wall Street! You will pay for the bail out, ALL OF IT! Please read this story! I laugh so fucking hard I almost asphyxiated. Masters of the Universe huh??!! I think they need B&D ointment!!! Boo fucking Hoo.
Aftershocks of a Collapse, With a Bank at the Epicenter
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/18/business/18bear.html?_r=4&ref=business&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
For James E. Cayne, the firm’s chairman and former chief executive, holding on to his Bear stock was a point of pride, and he rarely, if ever, sold. A billionaire just over a year ago when Bear’s stock soared past $160, his 5.8 million shares are now worth about $28 million at Monday’s closing price of $4.81.
James E. Cayne said “Oh my asshole fucking hurts” after the announcement.
“Basically we’re all wondering first, if we’ll keep our jobs, second, if we’ll get severance if we don’t,†said an investment banker on a cigarette break outside Bear’s headquarters, declining to give his name. “And then we’re hoping that Lehman won’t go under because then there will be way too many bankers looking for jobs.â€
You want fries with that? ROTFFLMMFAO!!! Hey assboy go get me a cup of coffee!
Yep, every thing is going to be O fucking K.
The What
Someday this war is gonna end…
“stock market is up 420 points.”
It’s still down nearly 2000 points from the 52 week high.
Whoop-dee.
What if the seller demanded the broker to list it for this price. Should the broker turn down the listing?
Sorry I am a broker. Boo hiss whatever. If the agent is stupid enough to list this for this price than maybe the seller is unconscientious enough to play with their feeble brooklyn properties agent mind to waiste their time too.
These sideliners need to pull the splinters from thier ass and get on top of thier game. Get that money people.
I now hate brokers. This listing actually makes me angry and I can honestly say that I am offended. I will never do business with Brooklyn Properties.