House of the Day: 13 Cranberry Street
With all the ado about 155 Warren Street last week, it seemed like a good time to take a gander at 13 Cranberry Street. Located between Columbia Heights and Willow, the 25-footer is pure Brooklyn Heights goodness. At 4,600 square feet (as opposed to over 7,000 for the Cobble Hill house), the single-family pad has…
With all the ado about 155 Warren Street last week, it seemed like a good time to take a gander at 13 Cranberry Street. Located between Columbia Heights and Willow, the 25-footer is pure Brooklyn Heights goodness. At 4,600 square feet (as opposed to over 7,000 for the Cobble Hill house), the single-family pad has all the old-school architectural details intact along with some modern improvements (like the kitchen) to go along. So what price princeliness? A cool $8,000,000.
13 Cranberry Street [Douglas Elliman] GMAP P*Shark
Hey Seven Figure Sam–please pass on this house and buy Utz Snack Foods, Ltd. and lower the prices.
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ohhh now i get it – you are an expert !!
thanks – now i understand why you make the big $$!
one day i wish to be just like you.
ill keep trying.
6:23pm wrote: “and i should consult experts with regards to… ? plz help me there”
4:59pm here.
First, please consult an expert at removing heads from asses, you will derive great benefit.
Second, consult expert therapist to learn techniques to identify sarcasm/humor in written form.
Third, buy expert self-help book on methods for overcoming self-defensiveness.
Damn, the dude was right–2 for 4 bucks on the bleubs over at Key! At first, I was just going to buy 2, but they I realized what a buying opportunity this is. So I took my bonus (received, of course, last Friday. And, if you’re curious, well into the 12 figures), helicoptered up to Foxwoods, put the whole shootin’ match on black, lost, got drunk, picked up a hooker, couldn’t pay, got the shit kicked out of me by her pimp Lazlo, managed to jump out of his car on I-95 and roll into a ditch, where I was picked up by a kindly local alfalfa farmer, who brought me back to Brooklyn. Now, of course, the damn blueberries are sold out!
Overpriced. Come down about $5 million.
i might bite at 6.5 million.
8 million could almost get me one of the 4 bedrooms remaining at 40 Bond.
“Parker Posey bought on lower 5th Ave (manhattan, not brooklyn).”
Whew, that’s a relief.
Parker Posey bought on lower 5th Ave (manhattan, not brooklyn).
It’s still over priced by 3 million. What a joke! A pretentious one at that too.