Co-op of the Day: 34 Plaza Street East, #704
This 1.5-bedroom pad at 34 Plaza Street East is nice enough but given that it traded for $415,000 back in 2007, the asking price of $629,000 may be a little tough for buyers too swallow, even if the kitchen and bathroom have been recently redone. Probably the sweetest thing about the co-op is the corner…

This 1.5-bedroom pad at 34 Plaza Street East is nice enough but given that it traded for $415,000 back in 2007, the asking price of $629,000 may be a little tough for buyers too swallow, even if the kitchen and bathroom have been recently redone. Probably the sweetest thing about the co-op is the corner balcony overlooking Grand Army Plaza. Very nice indeed.
34 Plaza Street East, #704 [Corcoran] GMAP P*Shark
lol. If only it were that easy rob.
But once you get the kid to let you know that it is time to be dangled over the balcony to crap on pedestrians, you can train them to use the toilet.
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Also, a newborn’s bedroom is not for the kid. It’s a place for parents to store all the kid’s crap (crib, dresser, changing table, thing to shove dirty diapers into, various and sundry toys, boxes of diapers and wipes, etc.).
well there’s a balcony so that eliminates the need for diapers. just dangle the precious little bundle of lemon joy over the balcony and let herm tinkle in the wind.
*rob*
Ok, thanks.
I hadn’t done the math. Should have known better than to trust the ad copy.
I don’t even know why I’m defending this place. It’s ok.
rob — you were robbed pay $750 for that space.
Also, a newborn’s bedroom is not for the kid. It’s a place for parents to store all the kid’s crap (crib, dresser, changing table, thing to shove dirty diapers into, various and sundry toys, boxes of diapers and wipes, etc.).
one word: delusional.
11217, this isn’t a 1000 sf apt.
living room (12.5 x 21) = 262.5
dining foyer (10 x 10) = 100
master bedroom (12 x 16.5) = 198
kitchen (15 x 7) = 105
nook ((9 x 12)/2) = 54
bathroom/closet = 80
================= ~800 sf
Include the terrace if you like:
Terrace (10 x 8.75) = 87.5 sf
888 sf
i was paying 750 a month, utilities included, then the rent got knocked down to 725 cuz i was doing favors i guess for the person who’s rent controlled apartment it was. she was only paying like 300 for one apartment, then 350 or something like that for the apartment next door (she broke thru the wall the connect apartments) and she rented mine out for 750 and the one next door which was a whole apartment, same size bedroom as mine, but with a living room and a shower in the kitchen, not a tub, i think she got 1200 a month for that apartment. i didnt have access to the living room in my apartment, it was used for storing painting and her lifes work. but she never went in there so it was my own apartemtn for the most part, tho super super tiny. but it was fun 🙂 i painted the whole place neon pink. which probably made it look darker and smaller since my only window was on an airshaft. but yeah youre right if you are paying 600k for a place, that 1/2 bedroom sounds really terrible. good for crotchfruit tho im sure, at least the first 2 years.
*rob*
11217, believe corco sold a big unit (no view and not as renovated) in this bldg or the one right next to it for 370k or so. So this baby could drop below 500k. BTW, this doesn’t look like 1000 sqf. feels more like 825 or so.
actually the funny part is it was like living in a closet because a clothing rack was hung from one wall to the other near the ceiling. so much clothes hung above, bare ass naked out, where i slept (inflatable mattress for 2 years, just a blanket for 1 year, and then i purchased a small mattress, so it’s do-able. freakytown, but do-able. but then again i was paying very little in rent and was like a 6 minute walk to work, not buying a 1/2 million dollar apartment.
*rob*