Condo of the Day: 970 Kent Avenue,
This penthouse at 970 Kent Avenue in Clinton Hill has been on the market since June, when it debuted with an asking price of $875,000. Two reductions later, the 1,100 1,327-square-foot two bedroom is listed for $825,000. The apartment has a some things going for it—big windows, high ceilings and two outdoor spaces—but this feels…
This penthouse at 970 Kent Avenue in Clinton Hill has been on the market since June, when it debuted with an asking price of $875,000. Two reductions later, the 1,100 1,327-square-foot two bedroom is listed for $825,000. The apartment has a some things going for it—big windows, high ceilings and two outdoor spaces—but this feels like a lot of dough these days for this location. (There are five other units in the building currently available at lower prices.) The building also has some bad history, but we’re assuming the C of O issues have been worked out. Someone looking to drop this kind of dough on a loft in the neighborhood could probably get more bang for the buck at 105 Lexington Avenue where $730,000 gets you 1,340 square feet and $959,000 gets you 1,648 square feet.
970 Kent Avenue, PH1 [Triumph Property] GMAP P*Shark
“grammatically challenged writer,”
^^^^Biff, that hurt…I’ll never write another thing again!!!!!!!!!!!
“Re-write of BRG’s ad:”
on Biff’s behalf:
…..seeking man of fantasies!
Re-write of BRG’s ad:
Well-worn, cunnilingual, wall climbing, skating on thin ice, decliner, grammatically challenged writer, fartist, porcelain praying, maneater, and therapist seeker with a television and print backside and weak negotiation and research skills who loves to tread and enjoys all types of muzak, from evelvators to malls seeking man of her dreams.
“Variety is the spice of life”…Where did you hear that?
“I’ll take the liberty of re-writing the Best Righteous Girl’s profile with brevity:”
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Fouad looks drunk in the pic; almost the way you’d look if you were in some Malaysian strip club looking to pick up a nice Chinese girl.
omg biff, hilarious.
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I’m not sure I could keep globetrotting Grace happy.
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Now, I don’t really care, but isn’t this technically Bed-Stuy. It is east of Classon. ALso, aren’t the lofts on Lexington in Bed-Stuy too. I realize that real estate brokers like to fudge the boundaries, but Brownstoner has traditionally been a stickler for these things.