Dyker Heights 'Mansion': Yours for $2 Mil
[nggallery id=”23161″ template=galleryview] Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot…
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Should you be keen on calling Dyker Heights home but are of slightly more modest means than the buyer who paid $2.5 million for the priciest spread to changed hands in Brooklyn last week, take a gander at the listing that landed in our inbox yesterday (subject line: “Brooklyn Mansion”). The 5,800-square-foot house is described as follows: “Architecturally breathtaking, this custom four bedroom, three and a half bathroom, center-hall Colonial in desirable Dyker Heights, perfectly captures the essence of the modern living with an expansive foyer with its impressive wedding staircase, high chandelier and imported Italian marble flooring. The adjacent east-wing has a home office, full bathroom and guest room….the sprawling finished basement boasts a lavish underground pool fitted with skylights and a relaxing veranda. French doors lead to the custom wet-bar and game room that’s perfect for entertaining in this in-door paradise.” All for a mere $1,999,000.
7401 14th Avenue [Fillmore] GMAP
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Ok, it’s not so ‘purty’ but c’mon – over a 120 catty posts! You’re killing me.
Go make yourselves useful and help the poor guy with the bank appraiser question on the forum.
Dave, before I saw your last line I was already bracing on your behalf for that one!
You better get another one; the day’s not over.
I’ve been laughing so much at this house and all these comments today that my face hurts.
This has been more hilarious than a Shecky Greene act in Vegas.
And no come backs like “yeah its killing me!”
Very quick thinking Biff. I spit out my afternoon coffee.
Dave, that’s very scary you know that! Remind me to never go drinking with you!
You said it Date Rape Drug (GHB)
cobblehiller, 🙂
It’s all good. The knickers are officially untwisted.
Bottom line… any thinking human would agree. That house is hideous!