Not a joke, not a koan: How do you throw away a garbage can?

Put it in front of someone else’s building or on a street corner.

yudashasom

in General Discussion 7 years and 1 month ago

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Amym718 | 7 years and 1 month ago

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Ours are wrecked–cracked, handles broken, lids missing–and it’s definitely time to replace. But first I have to figure out how to… I mean, when I picture putting them out at the curb for collection…

RobertGMarvin

in General Discussion 7 years and 1 month ago

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Whenever I’ve had to replace a pgarbage can I’ve just put out the old on on recycling day, with a sign asking Sanitation to please take it. That’s always worked for me.

slopefarm | 7 years and 1 month ago

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I’ve had the same problem. I do what Bob does, place the can upside down at the curb with a sign taped to it. It usually works within two or three tries.

Amym718 | 7 years and 1 month ago

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A sign! Thank you both. I definitely should have thought of that myself. (And when you see me posting the same advice down the line, you’ll know I’ve forgotten that it wasn’t my idea.)

mozeeatupu | 7 years and 1 month ago

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Put it in a garbage bag

Lurker | 7 years and 1 month ago

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If it’s plastic just cut it in half or cut a big chunk out then put it in the garbage.

Amym718 | 7 years and 1 month ago

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Another good suggestion. Thanks.

cynthiab

in General Discussion 7 years and 1 month ago

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I tried putting one in a garbage bag! It didn’t work! Will try sign next.

therealblueline | 7 years and 1 month ago

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Easiest thing is definitely to give it to the garbage man in person. That’s the only thing that’s worked for me