Thursday Links
Photo by Brooklynnative from the Brownstoner Flickr pool. A Rush Into Refinancing as Mortgage Rates Fall [NY Times] 14-Year-Old Shot in Brooklyn [NY Times] Protect Yourself and Your Property [NY Daily News] DOT Preparing Brooklyn Streets for the Next Blackout [Brooklyn Eagle] Slopers Reject Cell Phone Tower [Brooklyn Paper]
Photo by Brooklynnative from the Brownstoner Flickr pool.
A Rush Into Refinancing as Mortgage Rates Fall [NY Times]
14-Year-Old Shot in Brooklyn [NY Times]
Protect Yourself and Your Property [NY Daily News]
DOT Preparing Brooklyn Streets for the Next Blackout [Brooklyn Eagle]
Slopers Reject Cell Phone Tower [Brooklyn Paper]
That was good Biff.
Calgon, take me away!
There once was a man named SnarkSlope
Whose boyfriend kept him on a very short rope
But he snuck into the bath
With Mark McGrath
And got some Sugar Ray when Mark dropped the soap
“quicly”
next time don’t do it so quickly.
And you couldn’t incorporate tea bags into the rhyme!!!
There once was a girl from Bay Ridge
Who was endearingly Tunnel and Bridge
So Lisa asked for her addy
and a ride in her Caddy
Now I’m fresh out of rhymes for “ridge”
I’m not sure about that. I heard she adores receiving pearl necklaces.
I know…I made it up too quicly. But I think mine spoke more directly to her true self.
DIBS, that was not a true limerick.
There was a blogger once named bayridgegirl,
Her hair took four hours to curl,
She would often get randy,
When drinking her brandy,
And beg for a necklace made of pearl