Sex and the Brooklyn
It makes you wonder: Now that much of Manhattan has turned into a theme park version of “Sex and the City,” would Carrie Bradshaw and the gang still live on the island? Probably not, since Manhattan is as played out as a pair of last season’s Manolos. “It’s expensive, and it’s not what it used…
It makes you wonder: Now that much of Manhattan has turned into a theme park version of “Sex and the City,” would Carrie Bradshaw and the gang still live on the island? Probably not, since Manhattan is as played out as a pair of last season’s Manolos. “It’s expensive, and it’s not what it used to be,” Sarah Jessica Parker tells the Daily News. “That’s why the outer boroughs are so desirable. The outer boroughs are pretty sexy. It’s just a matter of time before they have their own shows.” According to the article, “If ‘Sex’ were starting over today, Carrie would rock out Carroll Gardens. BFF Miranda started out in Park Slope, but later, she’s bound to settle down with Steve, Brady and a brand new car in spacious Red Hook,” while Samantha would roost in Long Island City and Charlotte would play house in Riverdale. The article has quotes from Brooklyn residents who say stuff like, “Carroll Gardens or Williamsburg have a little bit of the hip edge that Carrie has, so she’d be able to get away with her funky outfits and no one would think twice about it.” Hip, edgy, less expensive than Manhattan: You heard it here first, folks. Also, the apocalypse is nigh.
Trendsetters Set Their Sights on Hip Alterna-Nabes [NY Daily News]
Photo by spinachdip.
slut it up, slut it up, slut it up!
We have to admit this to ourselves. Real estate is about sex! After this bubble bursts, we just have to decide what to do next!
Your apartment is where your bring your date, and that is simply so you can fornicate!
It doesn’t matter if the economy goes down, there are tons of women in whose bosoms we can drown.
Even if I got no job, I’ll still have a roof over my head. One chick don’t dig me, I’ll find another one instead.
Slut it up! Slut it up! Slut it up!
The DOW just dropped 500 points for god’s sake, so I decided to get trashed down at Great Lakes.
No hot tail that night, so I set my sites on this old biddy. My beer goggles just set in and then she said “I Love Sex in the City!”
My engine started roarin’; I could feel some heat in my groin! I wooed her with sweet nothings about my sweet condo and banged her till mornin’
I awoke from slumber, hungover with glee. She was readin’ through my draft real estate reports and the nshe exclaimed “I am a NIMBY!”
I jumped from my bed, my noodle still a bit sore, hastily took a shot and escorted her to the door!
I just want to build towers to the sky, why is it when I tell this to chicks all they do is cry?
Slut it up! Slut it up! Slut it up!
I can’t see it, 5:26 #2.
So yes, it must be.
“Biff…just watching the news…what about Christine Quinn??? she’s hot, no?”
NO
Is it just me or is this font faded?
Dave…you are so right!!
John is a STUD!
Yum.
Jerri, Sam Champion isn’t my evil twin, in case you were wondering.
I guess it’s cool if faggits call each other fags.
Make sure to make it a diet coke for Biff!
He’s making sure to keep that strong, masculine, buff body in shape for the Mrs.
jerri…did you see the OP yesterday..
W’bg Builders Sue, Say Rezoning Like Eminent Domain”??
With the photo of carlos Isdith and his son John in the backhoe??
I think John is HOT…Alas he’ll probably develop his father’s gut!!!
Always make sure you get a look at the parents before committing. You too Biff