Open Thread: NYE Edition!

DH, tip at least $3, maybe more depending on how fast they get there.

“The Premium PLUSA Health Coverage Plan covers happy endings. Dental dams, gloves and condoms are extra though. Times are hard!”

Do we get to pick who gives us the happy ending???

Also, I still have 675 condoms left from Legion’s stash. [Shut UP, dave!!!]

Dona…have you seen a graph of ALL of the gold stocks (miners and ETFs) market cap as a % of the entire market???

NEM, ABX & GLD, the three largest only add up to about $140B, the market cap of C!!!!!!!

This is not a bubble.

Hiya Plusas. I’m off today, trying to get things together after working every day this week, despite the snow and general chaos. I had an adventure last night digging my car out of a corner berm. After 30 minutes and an extraordinary amount of digging, a young woman offered to help me. “Do you need help?” I sure did. There was literally a mountain of snow. She helped me for a while. (truly generous and nice—nice people are out there!~!!!!!) Then a guy who calls himself “King Solomon” came by and after we did almost 2/3 of it, he finished it pretty much. I then chipped away at the parts of my sidewalk that I didn’t do. About 2 solid hours of digging and shoveling.

DAve, you had a question about gold? I am around for a couple of minutes before I try to get my car out of here and go to Fairway…..

Yes, Snappy. I spread the flu to drive up the share price of CVS.