Open Thread

You guys are slipping.

I give you a gift of birkenstocks staying in the closet, and you do nothing with it.

5 demerits each.

“A kitty play date! Weeeee!”

What are:
Words said by Snappy regarding her sexual preferences.

Snappy…we will be in P-Town over Memorial Day weekend. That weekend is “Baby Dyke” weekend and is full of young, largely trashy, lesbians. They can be recognized carrying 24 can cases of the cheapest beer available for parties in their B&B rooms.

Emailed to me from a friend:

My First Dictionary

A library assistant in Leeds, England, is doing wickedly subversive things with the illustrations he finds in children’s books. His bosses may disapprove, but we couldn’t be more delighted.

Ross Horsley’s blog, My First Dictionary, matches the drawings to definitions of his own devising: Pocketbook is described as the bag Mother uses to carry money and Xanax. A clone, we learn, is “a copy of a person. How would you know if your daddy had been replaced by a clone?” The adults in Horsley’s world tend toward the lecherous; the pets are abandoned; the children, sinister. Older readers will be reminded of Shel Silverstein’s classic Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book. And younger readers should probably be warned away.

http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/