Open Thread

So I’m doing something good tomorrow. I’ll be in New Orleans escorting media at a “green” supplier conference. Tomorrow afternoon we’ll join a local nonprofit (Beacon of Hope) to do light repairs at the home of a family whose house was damaged by Hurricane Katrina. We’ll also plant a tree and garden in the family’s front yard. I’m actually excited about it. Perhaps one day a higher power will forgive my many sins and remember that I helped do something good once!

How many BRG? See, I figure (particulary in the summer when it’s hot) 3 showers per day equals 3 pr undies per day…times 30 days in a month, plus some back up and special occasion pairs…100 pair is a necessity.

To the tune of “Walkin In a Winter Wonderland”…

“Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn’t ask, for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women’s underwear.

In the store, there’s a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say “Are you ready?”
I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.”

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women’s underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn’t ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women’s underwear.
Walking around in women’s underwear.
Walking around in women’s underwear……”

Okay, as I was curious I just did a count of my drawers in my drawer.

Snappy is not that out there.

Dave, good luck finding Cousin’s T*ts underneath all that!