They can grow boobs and wear dresses but they can’t get rid of their adam’s apple. that is the sure-fire test (or so I’m told, never been a big issue in my life).
Biff will also be doing the “fellow clan member” check for me when I am ready for a wife.
Qualifications will include but not limited to:
1. must like chinese food
2. must put onions on your bagel with lox and cream cheese
3. must buy at a discount and only at a discount
4. must sell at a premium and only at a premium
5. must be willing to see Jewtopia as one of the first few dates.
6. must complain about everything (that’s from Jewtopia)
7. must control my life and make every decision for me (also from Jewtopia).
8. must have approval from Mommy
etc.
Sam, I’m pretty sure there’s a surgery for that…
They can grow boobs and wear dresses but they can’t get rid of their adam’s apple. that is the sure-fire test (or so I’m told, never been a big issue in my life).
swine…you still lurking??? 11217?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7StyC3i1U
no dave – it’s not malicious.
DH: he was professional, yet compassionate. He listened, didn’t rush, and carried his tools in a teeny-tiny backback.
Biff will also be doing the “fellow clan member” check for me when I am ready for a wife.
Qualifications will include but not limited to:
1. must like chinese food
2. must put onions on your bagel with lox and cream cheese
3. must buy at a discount and only at a discount
4. must sell at a premium and only at a premium
5. must be willing to see Jewtopia as one of the first few dates.
6. must complain about everything (that’s from Jewtopia)
7. must control my life and make every decision for me (also from Jewtopia).
8. must have approval from Mommy
etc.
dh…if you email brownstoner he’ll remove it.
haha Jb – what did he do? Spray some unknown liquid on you and shine a black light CSI style?
I have a namesake in the ROTD thread.
Pretty soon Brownstoner is gonna look like Union Pool on a Saturday night!