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Listen you little teetotaler! Don’t you punish the masses. Think about it, how else could everyone stand to be together without a little liquid lubricant?
Ok, the company picnic will be a BYOF (Bring Your Own Flask) event. Feel free to take nips whenever the mood strikes you! If you are caught by the Po Po, Brownstoner Inc.’s legal department will not assist you, nor will bail be provided. Those of you who have ‘priors’ you are warned!
Listen you little teetotaler! Don’t you punish the masses. Think about it, how else could everyone stand to be together without a little liquid lubricant?
Ok, the company picnic will be a BYOF (Bring Your Own Flask) event. Feel free to take nips whenever the mood strikes you! If you are caught by the Po Po, Brownstoner Inc.’s legal department will not assist you, nor will bail be provided. Those of you who have ‘priors’ you are warned!
“We NEVER held any sans alcohol events!!”
Of course not, look who’s planning them!
“Something tells me a Brownstoner Company Picnic sans alcohol may not go over well with all the employeees”
You can get drunk before hand and then show up to the picnic.
We NEVER held any sans alcohol events!!
Wow ENY, I’m sure that’s not in the Employee Handbook.
I second the picnic idea – pick a nice day late springe/early summer.
ENY, damn!!! That’s cold!!! I’ll bet work the next day was uncomfortable at the least!
ENY – WOW! heavy heavy stuff
I would have quit -hahahaha!