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Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so they
went to the unemployment office. The first was asked his
occupation.
“Diesel fitter†he replied.
Since diesel fitters was a skilled job, the clerk gave him $600.00 a week.
Asked his occupation, the second said, “Panty stitcher.
I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.â€
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labour, she gave him $300.00 a week.
When the second found what the first guy was getting he
became furious. He stormed back in to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, “Panty stitchers was unskilled and
diesel fitters was skilled labour.
“What skill!†yelled the panty stitcher. “I sew the elastic
on. He pulls on it and says,â€Yep, diesel fitter!â€
Rob, it’s typical that they require proof that pets are allowed in one’s rental. I know of a few pet adoption places that had a problem with having to take pets back after the landlord discovered the adopted pet and made the tenant get rid of it. When I adopted my cat I went through the same thing.
“Hi What! I was listening to a discussion about this on NPR this morning. Do you think it will help?”
Hi Cobblehiller! I believe that our Banking System is Bankrupt and Insolvent. All these moves are just delaying the radiation fallout from The Mutant Asset Bubble. Obama is a Asshead and Ben Bernanke and Timothy Geithner should be terminated from their positions!
Remember during the Great Depression 1 the policies of FDR prolong the pain and suffering and Obama will make the same mistakes to please the Plutocracy. Say Buh bye..
Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so they
went to the unemployment office. The first was asked his
occupation.
“Diesel fitter†he replied.
Since diesel fitters was a skilled job, the clerk gave him $600.00 a week.
Asked his occupation, the second said, “Panty stitcher.
I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.â€
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labour, she gave him $300.00 a week.
When the second found what the first guy was getting he
became furious. He stormed back in to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, “Panty stitchers was unskilled and
diesel fitters was skilled labour.
“What skill!†yelled the panty stitcher. “I sew the elastic
on. He pulls on it and says,â€Yep, diesel fitter!â€
Ah, Sara Horowitz from the Freelancer’s Union is on NPR talking about benefits for self-employed right now. She’s awesome.
Biff,
With jokes like that, you should be a teacher…
– a teacher
In California, burgers come with mayo.
One box of those supremely delicious blackcurrent pastilles costs $8 and I can eat the whole thing in minutes.
“Obama is a Asshead and Ben Bernanke and Timothy Geithner should be terminated from their positions!”
What for President.
ROTFLMMFAO
“I believe that our Banking System is Bankrupt and Insolvent.”
Well, this is what concerns me. But it’s interesting that Blackrock stepped up.
Opps, gotta go listen to NPR – talking about online job hunting…
Rob, it’s typical that they require proof that pets are allowed in one’s rental. I know of a few pet adoption places that had a problem with having to take pets back after the landlord discovered the adopted pet and made the tenant get rid of it. When I adopted my cat I went through the same thing.
Very helpful, thank you DIBS.
“Hi What! I was listening to a discussion about this on NPR this morning. Do you think it will help?”
Hi Cobblehiller! I believe that our Banking System is Bankrupt and Insolvent. All these moves are just delaying the radiation fallout from The Mutant Asset Bubble. Obama is a Asshead and Ben Bernanke and Timothy Geithner should be terminated from their positions!
Remember during the Great Depression 1 the policies of FDR prolong the pain and suffering and Obama will make the same mistakes to please the Plutocracy. Say Buh bye..
The What (Que Asshead in Bed Stuy)
Someday this war is gonna end…