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  1. the covers are definitely good. i dont like the cartoons tho, not my sense of humor at all. the articles just drone on and on and on like some reject vomiting up their 800 verbal SAT score in print

    *rob*

  2. murals, feh! Biff and the champs are going to Philly where they just mosaic the hell out of the front and side walls of any building where the owner will cooperate. Particularly near south street.

  3. Rob, the following excerpt should educate you about the umlaut:

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    Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts

    11.29.00 WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more “bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner,” Congress officially changed the nation’s name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica Monday. “Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with,” said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works by composer Glenn Danzig, tentatively titled “Howl Of The She-Demon.”

  4. “When they write about things I’m involved in they almost always get it wrong in important ways.”

    Yeah, had they gotten a lap dance, maybe they’d get the real facts.

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