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“my wife literally just called me to say she thinks there is a beaver in our front yard”
More than one of us I’m afraid
“they fucking tracked us down”
Wasn’t hard to do
“they probably read the ot and that’s how they found out about my plans for the weekend. figured they would strike first. bring the fight to the enemy.”
Spot on
Anyway Tyrell would want a 40 ounce and some Newports
‘Don’t let me start count the number of times people on the OT have refered to my nabe as the ghetto.”
DIBS doesn’t count
“And I’m going to finally deal with those goddamn beavers once and for all.”
Not if WE deal with YOU first, you won’t!
“I mean you’re talking about toothless jimbob who will work for natty light and BDSM is linking to a whiskey tango trailer park. What if I said toothless tyrell who will work for watermelon???”
Get over it. How about your Russian remarks or those about liberals.
Don’t let me start count the number of times people on the OT have refered to my nabe as the ghetto.
By Butterfly on May 26, 2011 1:40 PM
thsi is literally worse than puns, something i never thought could be possible
*rob*
Yeah, as they say in the vernacular, this thread blows.
By InsertSnappyNameHere on May 26, 2011 1:32 PM
toothless JimBob will take care of that beaver, too. he’ll see it as a free meal.
In a sad iteration of his work life (long story), a friend became a correction officer at an age that many people retire. In the state of Delaware. He did it for a couple of years. And he told all his coworkers that he was a VEGAN because they used to bring roadkill in for lunch and offer it to him!!!! (possum, muskrat, other gross s#!t)
I just figured I’d lob in a hand grenade since we haven’t had any good race/class warfare on the OT since the last time Benson got his nose bent out of shape about meatballs and opera or whatever.
thsi is literally worse than puns, something i never thought could be possible
*rob*