“I see some 400 pounder who just polished off her tenth plate of imitation crab drenched in ranch sauce order a diet coke. Yup, that diet coke is just burning off those pounds.’
they could just be type II diabetic and can’t eat the sugar
Slopey, when I went to the Co-op and Condo convention a last month, about 50% of the exhibitors were Hasids or Orthodox. Almost all were either “consultants” of one sort or another, insurance, mortgage and property management companies.
David Brenner used to do a funny bit on the diet drink thing – also when a group of heavy women eat out, if they add the word ‘just’ in front of the order it has fewer calories: I’ll just have the choc cream pie.
“3.) your building sounds like a bunch of drama queens”
they really are. i’ll send you some of the other complaints in a facebook message tonight, you’ll definitely get a good laugh from them.
i really wish there were dirtbag younger people who’s parents pay their rent living in the bldg instead of all these rich “i just moved here from manhattan (or LA) i’m such a trailblazer” types. barf.
AND did you really think he has a basic notion of economics? His idea of a savings plans is hiding spare change around his apartment and pray to pazuzu that he has enough before pay day.
Cobble, it always cracks me up when I go to the midwest and end up at some all you can eat buffet and I see some 400 pounder who just polished off her tenth plate of imitation crab drenched in ranch sauce order a diet coke. Yup, that diet coke is just burning off those pounds.
Why does diet coke make you fat?
“I see some 400 pounder who just polished off her tenth plate of imitation crab drenched in ranch sauce order a diet coke. Yup, that diet coke is just burning off those pounds.’
they could just be type II diabetic and can’t eat the sugar
Slopey, when I went to the Co-op and Condo convention a last month, about 50% of the exhibitors were Hasids or Orthodox. Almost all were either “consultants” of one sort or another, insurance, mortgage and property management companies.
David Brenner used to do a funny bit on the diet drink thing – also when a group of heavy women eat out, if they add the word ‘just’ in front of the order it has fewer calories: I’ll just have the choc cream pie.
“3.) your building sounds like a bunch of drama queens”
they really are. i’ll send you some of the other complaints in a facebook message tonight, you’ll definitely get a good laugh from them.
i really wish there were dirtbag younger people who’s parents pay their rent living in the bldg instead of all these rich “i just moved here from manhattan (or LA) i’m such a trailblazer” types. barf.
MM, Rob works for a total moonface business.
AND did you really think he has a basic notion of economics? His idea of a savings plans is hiding spare change around his apartment and pray to pazuzu that he has enough before pay day.
(Sorry Rob, couldn’t resist).
Cobble, it always cracks me up when I go to the midwest and end up at some all you can eat buffet and I see some 400 pounder who just polished off her tenth plate of imitation crab drenched in ranch sauce order a diet coke. Yup, that diet coke is just burning off those pounds.
I drink only real Coke & only at Passover when it’s made w/ real sugar.
who among the SCJ&L is available for me to file a discrimination suit on JB’s roommate’s room???? Chinaman will NOT be told he cant rent that room