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I think its an equal opportunity apocalypse except for the chosen few who will be saved. Damn…. I don’t know anyone who’s living past tomorrow 🙁
Great idea about the sedatives, snappy! Did you read what I posted about the guy taking pets? How could we, of all people, not think to have set up Apocalypse Pets, ltd? We save your pets while Jesus Saves You?
“An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. “Once because they weren’t raptured and again because I don’t do refunds.””
So none of those people realized that the apocalypse would wipe out the entire earth? Could have saved themselves the $135 and embarrassment.
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don’t moonfaces have to pay too much for everything, housing included?
yeah moonfaces pretty much get their self-worth from overpaying for shit and looking down on other people for not ascribing to their pretentious lifestyles.
Bxgirl, never mind how long the plane ride is…we’ll set up a third booth selling sedatives so folks can snooze for the whole plane ride. Plus, that’ll save us $$$ on having to serve an in-flight meal. If they are snoozing, they ain’t eating!
I think its an equal opportunity apocalypse except for the chosen few who will be saved. Damn…. I don’t know anyone who’s living past tomorrow 🙁
Great idea about the sedatives, snappy! Did you read what I posted about the guy taking pets? How could we, of all people, not think to have set up Apocalypse Pets, ltd? We save your pets while Jesus Saves You?
By bxgrl on May 20, 2011 10:51 AM
“So none of those people realized that the apocalypse would wipe out the entire earth? Could have saved themselves the $135 and embarrassment.”
Logical thinking isn’t their strong point. I would have assumed that you could relate. 🙂
“They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. “Once because they weren’t raptured and again because I don’t do refunds.””
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Atheists planning parties: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131
“An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. “Once because they weren’t raptured and again because I don’t do refunds.””
So none of those people realized that the apocalypse would wipe out the entire earth? Could have saved themselves the $135 and embarrassment.
Dave, regardless, something tells me your sinning ass will be the first to go! LOL J/K
Where’s lechacal? I heard the lawyers will be the first to go.
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don’t moonfaces have to pay too much for everything, housing included?
yeah moonfaces pretty much get their self-worth from overpaying for shit and looking down on other people for not ascribing to their pretentious lifestyles.
*rob*
My assumptions is that anyone who has set their eyes on the OT are automatically on heaven’s “do not fly” list.
Bxgirl, never mind how long the plane ride is…we’ll set up a third booth selling sedatives so folks can snooze for the whole plane ride. Plus, that’ll save us $$$ on having to serve an in-flight meal. If they are snoozing, they ain’t eating!