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“Also, the Jews are “damaged goods,” if you know what I mean. But then, so am I.”
That’s cutting it a little close, dontcha think, dibs?
Meanwhile, I’ll take robisms for 200, Alex:
A. Ensuite baths are a highly valued amenity in Brooklyn real estate but are responsible for this unfortunate condition.
Q. What is poo mist?
Can we get watson to play OT jeopardy?
So did you really have train trouble or were you in bed with someone????????????????????
CGar, my incident above involved the sr mgt of my firm and the CEO was the one busting on me during and after the call.
That was it? Jeesh- I was envisioning you on life support in some er, dying of shame because you did something REALLY REALLY embarrassing.
ok, Dave, next year I will invite you. You have to wear a tux.
“You are too sensitive, CGAR.”
It’s possible that I’ve been told this before.
“I thought he meant it got announced that he was late to the call.”
10 blog points, jester.
Yes, after the call, my big boss comes out of her office, looks at me, and loudly says to me, while addressing our entire group: “When you dial in 20 minutes late for a call, you don’t announce your name so that everyone globally now knows how late you were for the call!!”
Fortunately, she was laughing, and this seems to be providing her and my colleagues with endless amusement today. I have NOT yet seen her boss whose call it was. And, FWIW, she declined to accept my resignation.
You are too sensitive, CGAR.
How is THIS? I was at a gallery with a friend and a guy who is friends with both of us and he was flirting sort of with me – we were sitting at a little table in this gallery and suddenly he let out an explosive FART. It was so loud it was like a table fell over or something. He looked like he accidentally shot himself, sort of pained and shocked. I was pretty surprised too but completely pretended it didn’t even happen.
“If this big buildup of drama turns out to be a letdown you may lose your PLUSA card anyway.”
Yes, yes, Biff already predicted you’d revoke my PLUSA card, dave.