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I think Eminem said it even better:
They call me Superman,
Leap tall hoes in a single bound,
I’m single now,
Got no ring on this finger now,
I’ll never let another chick bring me down,
In a relationship………………
…….Don’t get me wrong,
I love these hoes,
It’s no secret,
Everybody knows,
Can’t we fuck?
Bitch so what?
That’s about as far as your buddy goes,
We’ll be friends,
I’ll call you again,
I’ll chase you around every bar you attend,
Never know what kind of car i’ll be in,
We’ll see how much you’ll be partying then,
You don’t want that,
Neither do I,
I don’t wanna flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride,
Between you and I,
Not a jealous man, but females lie,
But I guess that’s just what sluts do,
How could it ever be just us two?
Never loved you enough to trust you,
We just met and I just fucked you,
But I do know one thing though,
Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe I’ll love you one day,
Maybe we’ll someday grow,
‘Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe…
Kens:
Paul Simon’s classic on breaking up:
The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
[CHORUS:]
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
[CHORUS]
arkady, they gave you the opportunity to live well.
Lech, thanks. I’ve seen some of those Hitler parodies. Tough to watch on the trading floor but I’ll have a look from the privacy of Chez Champion later.
“They say that breaking up is hard to do…”
“You can track my many transatlantic flights years ago to break-ups w/ guys who wouldn’t take “no”.
This is why it’s oftentimes better and far cheaper to pay for sex. In the long run you wind up paying more when you never expected to do so.
“being men, not women”
You can track my many transatlantic flights years ago to break-ups w/ guys who wouldn’t take “no”.
Given the thousands that I’ve met, I’ve had surrisingly few crazies. I chalk that up to them basically being men, not women and therefore wired differently when it came to breaking up or not committing. The best i can recall was a few calling and not saying anything on the phone.
I would’ve loved to have met some of these crazy-but-hot girls back in my younger years