It is with great sadness that I report the untimely
death of Oscar, goldfish, and recent resident of Fort
Greene, Brooklyn. He is survived by his partner,
Serafina and missed by his new friend and so-called
protector, Donatella. A memorial service will be
announced. Funeral services were held in Donatella’s
bathroom this morning. Oscar will be sorely missed.
Details later for the maudlin.
“Did you know Obama’s mother was only 18 when she had him?
Not trying to stir something up, just pointing out factual information.”
Yes dibs. Apparently Obama was trying to hide that fact by stating it plainly in his autobiography. But since, as we all know, 18 year old females didn’t have sex in the early 1960s, we know something’s fishy here.
and i want a pink birth certificate like obama! 🙁 i had to order mine years back and it was boring looking. actually i have to order it AGAIN in order to get my non driver’s license motor vehicle ID cuz i didnt renew it before it expired. total absurdity. explain to me again WHY one needs to keep renewing their identification?! i would understand if it’s a card to actually drive, but since it’s not WHAT is the poiint of renewing it?! someone told me that if a cop asks to see your ID and it’s expired they can haul your ass to jail. is this true!?
carnade is the motherfuckin man. takes really great photos. sometimes you can see them here, but theres alot over on new york shitty.
*************R.I.P*****************
Oscar
2/11/11-4/28/11
It is with great sadness that I report the untimely
death of Oscar, goldfish, and recent resident of Fort
Greene, Brooklyn. He is survived by his partner,
Serafina and missed by his new friend and so-called
protector, Donatella. A memorial service will be
announced. Funeral services were held in Donatella’s
bathroom this morning. Oscar will be sorely missed.
Details later for the maudlin.
Boy, that Donald Trump sounds like he’s got some pretty good policy ideas. He’s got my vote…
rob, you need a valid ID to get your passport for your upcoming Paris trip.
“DH, am asking cause I thought Tommy wasn’t in this film”
thought it was tommy lee jones – some white dude sitting in 50s style car next to WS. who is playing his side kick>?
“Did you know Obama’s mother was only 18 when she had him?
Not trying to stir something up, just pointing out factual information.”
Yes dibs. Apparently Obama was trying to hide that fact by stating it plainly in his autobiography. But since, as we all know, 18 year old females didn’t have sex in the early 1960s, we know something’s fishy here.
By carnade on April 28, 2011 10:20 AM
I prefer my strippers in the middle of the road
http://www.flickr.com/photos/arnade/5585332393
And a very warm welcome indeed to our new OT poster, especially with you jumping right into the stripper talk and posting a pic of a relative. 🙂
Cobble, get this one a welcome package.
and i want a pink birth certificate like obama! 🙁 i had to order mine years back and it was boring looking. actually i have to order it AGAIN in order to get my non driver’s license motor vehicle ID cuz i didnt renew it before it expired. total absurdity. explain to me again WHY one needs to keep renewing their identification?! i would understand if it’s a card to actually drive, but since it’s not WHAT is the poiint of renewing it?! someone told me that if a cop asks to see your ID and it’s expired they can haul your ass to jail. is this true!?
*rob*
DH, am asking cause I thought Tommy wasn’t in this film