The original word that’s is typically translated as ‘virgin’ actually only means ‘young woman’. In the sense you use it, Biffers, it is officially followed by the term ‘in tacta’ – so chances are she isn’t.
jester, thanks for trying, but that’s not the kitchen utensil – sex organ OT. I have a feeling the one I’m thinking of is from December 2009, following the Last Exit gathering.
Bravo Cobble
The original word that’s is typically translated as ‘virgin’ actually only means ‘young woman’. In the sense you use it, Biffers, it is officially followed by the term ‘in tacta’ – so chances are she isn’t.
I hate my japanese clients! dumb and dumber
Biff, that’s not a pun.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
oh boy, someone let me know when it’s safe to come back. later
jester, thanks for trying, but that’s not the kitchen utensil – sex organ OT. I have a feeling the one I’m thinking of is from December 2009, following the Last Exit gathering.
On Puns:
“A great sign of linguistic intelligence is in the use the puns.”
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted – Taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
“In need of Commissary before I go in”
AWESOME. I’ve been down to the Tombs to put money on someone’s Commissary Account!!!!!!!!!!!!