Open Thread

I love that song!

With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada

“Snap out of it. Come down off your self-built pedestal, stop patting yourself on the back endlessly (boringly) and join the rest of us here in the real world.”

cobble,
I’m not patting myself on the back,
I’m responding to your questions about my qualifications.
When you went to school didn’t you ask your instructors what made them qualified?
Isn’t that why they had all these little letters behind their name in the first place?

Perhaps I’m not qualified in the school of reality in your book.
That would take a world view which discounts actual experience apparently.

The last thing I need is your approval,
the first thing I’ll point out are the qualifications for my opinions though.

Slopey, you’re an instigator. Always were, always well be. You prolly take great pleasure in putting giant inflatable rats outside people’s homes and workplaces.

^^^^^oh wait, I don’t drink.

“Once a tease, always a tease.**”
I haven’t teased in years…..
……my hair that is.