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In doing research on Argentinean handbags over the weekend, I learned a lot about the animal kingdom’s largest rodent — the Capybara or if you are a Porteno, Carpincho. They make GREAT handbags.
Anyway, these things are HUGE. Full grown ones look like little buffalos, they weigh up to 200 pounds and they have brain the size of a lemon. I found out that since they are ruminants and don’t have a second stomach (like cows) to handle all the grass digestion, they eat their own shit.
I have a really great Carpincho handbag and want to buy another one. Sometime.
Yeah CGar, The Brooklyn Paper does those articles every few days because that’s the only way they can get attention any more. Like an aging whore begging for business on her dirty street corner.
In doing research on Argentinean handbags over the weekend, I learned a lot about the animal kingdom’s largest rodent — the Capybara or if you are a Porteno, Carpincho. They make GREAT handbags.
Anyway, these things are HUGE. Full grown ones look like little buffalos, they weigh up to 200 pounds and they have brain the size of a lemon. I found out that since they are ruminants and don’t have a second stomach (like cows) to handle all the grass digestion, they eat their own shit.
I have a really great Carpincho handbag and want to buy another one. Sometime.
Yeah CGar, The Brooklyn Paper does those articles every few days because that’s the only way they can get attention any more. Like an aging whore begging for business on her dirty street corner.
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/7/dtg_newgeese_2011_2_18_bk.html
I think my son may be watching too much “Mythbusters,” due to the way he keeps dropping references to dynamite and C4 into random conversations.
Meet the Flockers! 2 Doomed Geese Show Up From Canada:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/meet_the_flockers_two_doomed_geese_mqFiMJG6Wt1s8rxFisgeTM
Brooklyn Paper. Front Page News.
By lechacal on February 22, 2011 9:54 AM
Denton, if you can get me dynamite that will be a quick and easy fix. I just don’t have access to any.
Homeland security is monitoring this thread, you can be sure of that.
Denton, if you can get me dynamite that will be a quick and easy fix. I just don’t have access to any.
“I guess I’ll just let a part of the road wash away and then rent a backhoe to fix it, which will be a fun thing to do anyways.’
Don’t they handle this with dynamite? Or is that illegal too?
Yes, CGar, Pete’s post just reminded me
Do you have the link???
Jackal’s not going to like this