Open Thread

Rob – go for it!!
you will be paid on average of $15/hour – good luck!

quote:
Rob – can you give a list of your credentials for being an au pair?

i have tons and tons of video games to keep the kids occupied

i can provide them exercise via them walking my dog

i can teach them how to eat on a dollar a day

i can teach them early on about what kinds of people to trust and what kinds of people not to trust

i can go on and on, it doesnt look like it’s all that difficult

*rob*

COMEDIC OT SCENARIO II:

*rob*’s First Day as Au Pair:

Housekeeper: Hello, welcome to the Moonface residence.

*rob*: Ok, what neighborhood is this?

Housekeeper: Never mind that, we’ve got a kids to
take care of.

*rob*: uhhh, no way! There’s like 30 dirty undies all over the floor around that room and I am not about to
start changing a kid’s shirt with puke in this weather! guuroooossssss.

…where’s the bodega around here?

I think he’s also babysat for virtual children on the net.

LOL Just kidding!

By gemini10 on February 18, 2011 3:31 PM

Rob – can you give a list of your credentials for being an au pair?

He’s been to Paris on the internet.