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I was promoted today.

congrats!

arent you like, kinda, old tho? do companies that anymore? they dont promote people… they fire and hire. there are 40 fresh moonfaces with a bus ticket here for every resident! scurrrrrry

*rob*

Thanks Lech. Completely unexpected. They even increased my staff.

Senior VP of business development.

From now on, I would like to be addressed as Grand High Exalted Mystic Benson.

“anymore questions jessi?! :”

Oh please, Rob, you were gonna keep plathering on about your damn ziti til someone asked you about it.

But yeah, since you asked, here’s one more question: do you think your roommate would ever agree to meet us?

“Mashed potatoes are one thing that I never cheat with. Another one is “minute rice”

BSM,

I once put “minute rice” in a microwave instead of the stovetop.
I ended up with -26 seconds on the display. 😉