oh yeah, I can order the Vz iphone tomorrow. yeah boy. Plus DH owes me a drink now. wonder if I can get him to wager something else with me in the future
Adam, LOL! Can you imagine the calls his landlord must get? As in:
“Hello?”
“Yes, this is Rob, in 2B”
“How can I help you”
“I’m smelling poo mist in my kitchen”
“I’m sorry, what did you say?”
“I’m smelling poo mist in my kitchen”
“Did someone pass gas?”
“No, it’s coming in through the oven vent, I’m sure of it.”
“Sir, I’m quite sure, what did you call it? Poop mist? Is not coming in through your oven vent.”
“Yes, it is, and I’m taking $100 off the rent this month for emotional distress.”
cobbles just made me literally lol
*rob*
m4l…did you see the forum post about the driveway dispute with the Mandarin landlord.
I tried as PC as possible to tell her she’d never get any money out of a Chinaman.
ha ha cobble,
I could see *rob* calling the landlord traumatized from seeing his neighbor’s bulbous ass through the window across
the courtyard.
Tut, tut, yourself slopey. it’s not Unkamen for me to have a good pun every once in a while.
oh yeah, I can order the Vz iphone tomorrow. yeah boy. Plus DH owes me a drink now. wonder if I can get him to wager something else with me in the future
wow a friend of mine works for a company that is so nazi greentarded they aren’t allowed to bring in plastic utensils for their lunch lol!
*rob*
Obscure Gay Fact #467: Alexander the Great threw one of his boy lovers into the Nile.
Adam, LOL! Can you imagine the calls his landlord must get? As in:
“Hello?”
“Yes, this is Rob, in 2B”
“How can I help you”
“I’m smelling poo mist in my kitchen”
“I’m sorry, what did you say?”
“I’m smelling poo mist in my kitchen”
“Did someone pass gas?”
“No, it’s coming in through the oven vent, I’m sure of it.”
“Sir, I’m quite sure, what did you call it? Poop mist? Is not coming in through your oven vent.”
“Yes, it is, and I’m taking $100 off the rent this month for emotional distress.”
Tut, tut, dibs. Stop trying to establish yourself as a peer amid the punsters.