I had the most amazing dream last night. It featured Sarah Palin, as president, wearing a low cut shirt, showing lots of boobage, carrying a loaded Glock and signing legislation to simultaneously dissolve NPR, make abortion illegal, undo Obamacare, and force all adults over the age of 21 to carry loaded handguns at all times (citizens only).
Hah! The Germans do it right! I don’t know if they do gun control, but I just found out they do something that matters.
PITBULL CONTROL!
I just got this on a local dog list:
“As many of you know, I am moving to Germany on March 20th to join my boyfriend. We had every intention of Max being there with us. He even had a plane ticket and crate for the trip. Unfortunately though, a DNA test confirmed he is a American Staffordshire Terrier and Bull Terrier mix, neither of which are allowed to be brought into the country.”
Of course since German Shepards, Rottweilers, and Dobermans all have German origins, this is rather amusing.
Lech: I prefer the days when you’re all stumbling over yourselve to agree with my witty insights.
I started posting on the OT last April. When was this?^^^^^
I had the most amazing dream last night. It featured Sarah Palin, as president, wearing a low cut shirt, showing lots of boobage, carrying a loaded Glock and signing legislation to simultaneously dissolve NPR, make abortion illegal, undo Obamacare, and force all adults over the age of 21 to carry loaded handguns at all times (citizens only).
I liked the Lech-Slopie Capital letter SHOUT OFF.
First they came for the Staffordshire terriers and I said nothing….
…ok
who put a mofo bear trap in the secret OT entrance?
I nearly fell in that thing with all the ice around here!
“I could definitely be happy in the Holland villa, DeLepp. Oh Cgar! I need to speak to you..”
All yours, bxgrl.
[So much easier to cheat with her on the Continent.]
Hah! The Germans do it right! I don’t know if they do gun control, but I just found out they do something that matters.
PITBULL CONTROL!
I just got this on a local dog list:
“As many of you know, I am moving to Germany on March 20th to join my boyfriend. We had every intention of Max being there with us. He even had a plane ticket and crate for the trip. Unfortunately though, a DNA test confirmed he is a American Staffordshire Terrier and Bull Terrier mix, neither of which are allowed to be brought into the country.”
Of course since German Shepards, Rottweilers, and Dobermans all have German origins, this is rather amusing.
[. . . places bait]
masterful.
I bet they sell it at the Park Slope Food coop.