quote:
“Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early
LOL Apple needs to make THAT an App for the moonfaces!
OH MY GOD THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST THING AND THE MOST FUNNY THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. HOLY CRAP.
HAHAHAHAHAH
“Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources.
The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year’s Eve in an attack that could have killed hundreds.
Security sources believe a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received just hours before the planned attack triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.
Bxgrl’s St. Peter’s joke above reminds me of one of the “Twilight Zone” episodes. In that episode, a career criminal dies, and wakes up to find himself surrounded by everything he ever craved: booze, women, gambling, the works. He thinks that somehow he has pulled a fast one even on God: he died and went to heaven.
Day after day, the parties continue, and he gets increasingly weary of it, and sees the emptiness in it. He turns to his guardian angel and says: “I want out of heaven”. His guardian angel responds: “Who said you are in heaven?”.
The Twilight Zone was a great show. Rod Serling was great.
I liked it Lech. Mrs DCB just got home from work –tired and distracted.
She didn’t get it and the joke lost its charm when I had to explain the punch line.
. <— world’s tiniest violin!
*rob*
GRRRRR – weed guy is super unreliable Friday/Saturday nights.
quote:
“Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early
LOL Apple needs to make THAT an App for the moonfaces!
*rob*
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in shit!
*rob*
haaa ahahhah HHAHAHAHHA HAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HA HA AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
OH MY GOD THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST THING AND THE MOST FUNNY THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. HOLY CRAP.
HAHAHAHAHAH
“Black Widow” suicide bomber planned a terrorist attack in central Moscow on New Year’s Eve but was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early, according to Russian security sources.
The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year’s Eve in an attack that could have killed hundreds.
Security sources believe a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received just hours before the planned attack triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.
Bxgrl’s St. Peter’s joke above reminds me of one of the “Twilight Zone” episodes. In that episode, a career criminal dies, and wakes up to find himself surrounded by everything he ever craved: booze, women, gambling, the works. He thinks that somehow he has pulled a fast one even on God: he died and went to heaven.
Day after day, the parties continue, and he gets increasingly weary of it, and sees the emptiness in it. He turns to his guardian angel and says: “I want out of heaven”. His guardian angel responds: “Who said you are in heaven?”.
The Twilight Zone was a great show. Rod Serling was great.
Good weekend all.
I liked it Lech. Mrs DCB just got home from work –tired and distracted.
She didn’t get it and the joke lost its charm when I had to explain the punch line.
what’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer
when the rooster wakes up in the morning his primal instinct is to cluck defiance
Yes, and hug the parental units extra hard. I mean not so hard that you bruise them, but real hard!